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why i hate Tom
By freudian-slip
I'm all for self revelation,
and the joy of an internet connection,
but give me a fucking break.
Apologies I won't give for those who represent,
all that it entails.
Rotting entrails for dinner I would be glad to consume,
before I'm locked in-
hand over fist,
for something so fucking ridiculous.
Look at my picture...
sure that's cool.
Suppose I had to choose the best part-
It would be the music,
while I peruse through all the glittery compost.
I'm a leo-pisces-cancer,
or perhaps a dumb-shit disaster,
painting my bio with lies and deceit.
Make no mistake,
for one month I was tied to it's cosmetic dysfunction.
I suppose it's the put-your-friends in some number line simplicity.
It's crazy to think even if I posted my momentary mood,
that by the time Tom read it,
it would still be present.
Fuck Tom.
Period.
*thanks for the rant*
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© 2008 the-rapist
Published on Friday, February 15, 2008.
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A former member wrote:
This really made me laugh. I enjoyed reading it, and it's very true. :)
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On Sunday, May 22, 2011, Phalanx
(679)
wrote:
I like you, you got a lot of spirit. This felt great to read. I especially liked the part about friends in a number line. Made me snicker. Funny and true, well done.
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A former member wrote:
That fuckin' rocked. Myspace is the devil.
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On Sunday, April 20, 2008, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...it's like my cell phone; I use it, but only when I need to get in touch with somebody...I use that site for the fire-and-forget bulletins, and finding the ever elusive long-lost contacts...but other than that, the site's completely useless...
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On Sunday, April 20, 2008, Bluegirl
(177) wrote:
Ha ha, I know this is a rant but the whole thing made me laugh a bit. Just the fact that a few months ago I actually overheard someone arguing about being removed from her friend's top 8.. lmao to silly. I've never been a big myspace fan. I have one, yes, but only log in when I get an email saying I've got a message. Nice work. :)
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On Monday, April 14, 2008, Kurashu
(29) wrote:
I know too many people who get bent too far out of shape over fucking top friends. I do like Myspace, but it has it's place: teh intarwebz! The biggest downfall for the site is the total lack of responsibility on the adminstration's part. There's so much that could be done to improve the community there, starting with IQ tests.
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On Friday, February 15, 2008, freudian-slip
(239) wrote:
like I said, I did it for about a month. Enough to know myspace has it's place. right along with taxes.
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On Friday, February 15, 2008, Alanarchy
(1200) wrote:
"I suppose it's the put-your-friends in some number line simplicity." Fuck. That. I'm trying so hard to kill my myspace. Fucker wont die.
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On Friday, February 15, 2008, blue
(1454) wrote:
well, I don't know from what this came, but damn if it doesn't speak loudly of the rampant vanity and trolling for complimentary commentary that seems the norm for the modern mindset. fuck that is right.
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On Friday, February 15, 2008, blue
(1454) wrote:
hope i read that right. oop.
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