Demimonde Girl--Barbie gone bad

By Malcholm Dark

(Sung to the tune, "Barbie Girl")

"Hi Demi!"
"Hi sugar."
"Do you want to go on a ride?"
"Sure, big daddy!"
"Hop on..."

I'm a demimonde, my hair's colored blonde
There's no maybe, I'm your baby.
I don't really care, just do me anywhere
Imagination and degradation.

Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!

I'm a demimonde, I am platinum blonde
I take plastic, that's fantastic.
You can make me bark, just do me in the dark
I am elation, your degradation.

Platinum blonde, bombshell girl, I'll make everything rhyme
Undress me, me so tight, love you long time.
I'm your john, rock me on, feel me inside your pink
Bone you here, bone you there, smellin' your stink...

You can bone... you can stay... if you pay, then I am yours.

I'm a demimonde, I am platinum blonde
I take plastic, that's fantastic.
You can make me bark, just do me in the dark
I am elation, your degradation.

Come on Demi, let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)
Come on Demi let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)

Bend me down, make me howl, just do it to me please
I can act like a dog, or do you on my knees.
Come jump on, bombshell friend, girl you look really fine
Bang your mound, up and down, love you long time.

You can bone... you can stay... if you pay, then I am yours.
Tie me up... I'm your slave... if you pay, then I am yours.

Come on Demi, let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)
Come on Demi, let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)

I'm a demimonde, my hair is colored blonde
There's no maybe, I'm your baby.
I don't really care, just do me anywhere
Imagination and degradation.

I'm a demimonde, I am platinum blonde
I take plastic, that's fantastic.
You can make me bark, just do me in the dark
I am elation, your degradation.

"Oh hon, I take cash or credit card."
"Well Demi, here's my card."
"I love your money, sugar!"


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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Published on Friday, October 7, 2011.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

you may have to... (dare I say) ...look up the song on youtube to get the melody down... (I can't believe I just said that)
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  • bobbery On Monday, May 20, 2013, bobbery (124)By person wrote:

    Sounds like an awesome whorefest!!

  • dwells On Saturday, October 8, 2011, dwells (4288)By person wrote:

    Thanks for another smile MD; much appreciated.

  • lupus tenebrae On Friday, October 7, 2011, lupus tenebrae (872)By person wrote:

    The sad thing is, I already had the melody down to begin with. However, your lyrics made the song tolerable, as my body hasn't rejected this version haha. I'm sure all the "plastic" went straight to her chest, I mean head. You sir are a riot, kudos. Scholar

  • Phantasmagoria On Friday, October 7, 2011, Phantasmagoria (121)By person wrote:

    this made me lol xD

  • A former member wrote: well i loved it . . . is that wrong to say?

  • HeadpatSlut On Friday, October 7, 2011, HeadpatSlut (259)By person wrote:

    I'm ashamed that I haven't been keeping up with your writes man, this reminded me how good they are, you describe my reamgirl here, hahahaha. Scholar

  • kinkifrog On Friday, October 7, 2011, kinkifrog (2798)By person wrote:

    your 'reamgirl' Jonathan? ... oh wait that's not a typo...Malcholm you have a talent for this kinda thing...lol...keep it going... Scholar

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