(Sung to the tune, "Barbie Girl")

"Hi Demi!"
"Hi sugar."
"Do you want to go on a ride?"
"Sure, big daddy!"
"Hop on..."

I'm a demimonde, my hair's colored blonde
There's no maybe, I'm your baby.
I don't really care, just do me anywhere
Imagination and degradation.

Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!

I'm a demimonde, I am platinum blonde
I take plastic, that's fantastic.
You can make me bark, just do me in the dark
I am elation, your degradation.

Platinum blonde, bombshell girl, I'll make everything rhyme
Undress me, me so tight, love you long time.
I'm your john, rock me on, feel me inside your pink
Bone you here, bone you there, smellin' your stink...

You can bone... you can stay... if you pay, then I am yours.

I'm a demimonde, I am platinum blonde
I take plastic, that's fantastic.
You can make me bark, just do me in the dark
I am elation, your degradation.

Come on Demi, let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)
Come on Demi let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)

Bend me down, make me howl, just do it to me please
I can act like a dog, or do you on my knees.
Come jump on, bombshell friend, girl you look really fine
Bang your mound, up and down, love you long time.

You can bone... you can stay... if you pay, then I am yours.
Tie me up... I'm your slave... if you pay, then I am yours.

Come on Demi, let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)
Come on Demi, let's go swimming!
(Do me in the pool)
Come on Demi, feel my jimmy!
(Uu-ooo-uu  uu-ooo-uu)

I'm a demimonde, my hair is colored blonde
There's no maybe, I'm your baby.
I don't really care, just do me anywhere
Imagination and degradation.

I'm a demimonde, I am platinum blonde
I take plastic, that's fantastic.
You can make me bark, just do me in the dark
I am elation, your degradation.

"Oh hon, I take cash or credit card."
"Well Demi, here's my card."
"I love your money, sugar!"