We are hairy and ugly, the lords of our land
Well built but short, we are Neanderthal-man.

We wear very little, which has become quite the rave
Hit our women on the heads, drag'em back to the cave.

And our women are hairy and ugly as hell
Yet their boobies are huge and they hump us so well.

Zog and Gog were kicked out of the cave today
For humping each other, men shouldn't be that way.

We hate Cro-magnums, they're a good looking cuss
They're taller, less hairy and smarter than us.

Yet there is one thing we have, which is most profound
Our dongs are like tree trunks and hang to the ground.

I was taught the secret of fire the other day
Searing off all my face hair, a small price to pay.

We hunt and kill mammoths, we are short and ruthless
We have no dental plan, we exhort and are toothless.

This is the way of the Neanderthal, my friends
Bad teeth and bad breath, both real sad trends.

Problems for us are difficult to solve
But I had a dream, one day we'll evolve...
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whatever that means?