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In The Beginning...
By Malcholm Dark
We
are hairy and ugly, the lords of our land
Well built but short,
we are Neanderthal-man.
We wear very little, which has
become quite the rave
Hit our women on the heads, drag'em back
to the cave.
And our women are hairy and ugly as hell
Yet their boobies are huge and they hump us so well.
Zog and Gog were kicked out of the cave today
For humping
each other, men shouldn't be that way.
We hate Cro-magnums,
they're a good looking cuss
They're taller, less hairy and smarter
than us.
Yet there is one thing we have, which is most
profound
Our dongs are like tree trunks and hang to the ground.
I was taught the secret of fire the other day
Searing
off all my face hair, a small price to pay.
We hunt and kill
mammoths, we are short and ruthless
We have no dental plan,
we exhort and are toothless.
This is the way of the Neanderthal,
my friends
Bad teeth and bad breath, both real sad trends.
Problems for us are difficult to solve
But I had a dream,
one day we'll evolve...
.
.
.
whatever that means?
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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Author's Note:
what else can I say...Comments on "In The Beginning..."
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On Wednesday, September 14, 2011, dwells
(4285)
wrote:
I do believe the English got some of those bad Neanderthal teeth genes? Were the Cro-Magnons French because it sure sounds like that to me? Personally, I am an Australopithecus and envy both later species, Thanks!
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On Wednesday, September 14, 2011, lupus tenebrae
(872) wrote:
A far cry from the modern Stone Age family haha. If only every date would end with the ceremonial clubbing over the head, but that would be considered battery. An entertaining piece, write on my friend.
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On Wednesday, September 14, 2011, johnbevan17
(52) wrote:
Awesome poem made me laugh in parts.. Thanks for sharing:)
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A former member wrote:
Ahhh...the short, sad yet incredibly interesting life of the neanderthal. Well done again, friend. This neanderthal is having a cold beer to this one. I love your sense of humor, man.
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On Wednesday, September 14, 2011, Devilish
(2658) wrote:
I love your shit!!! Everytime I see by Malcolm Dark I rush to the scene of the crime.... Awsome...
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