cosmic ditty (how i get the girls)

By jack paper

the scene: a bar, or anyplace a boy meets girl

(me: let me see if i can impress her)
(her: oh god, not another one)
(me: here goes... clears throat)

somehow
in the cosmic mix
in the heavens
your star was fixed

(me: i bet she's diggin this)
(her: ~yawn~)

brightly
shone its light
for me

(me: good, good)
(her: is he gonna
buy me a beer?)

constant

radiant

could it be?

(her: blinks)

the star was put there
just to see?

(me: i think i'm in)

you
are my light
my shining star

(her: trite)

you
becon to me
from afar

(her: passe
are you from hallmark?)

when i first saw
the light i knew

(me: she's hooked)

strong and perfect
bright and true

(me: she's mine!)

could only come
from such
as you

(me: score!)

(her: bleh)

wait baby! come back!
i'll do one about your tatoos!
(me: hmmm, what rhymes with "brutus"?)

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Published on Tuesday, January 30, 2007. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on "cosmic ditty (how i get the girls)"

On Monday, April 10, 2023, carlosjackal (3015) wrote:

Both funny and true as fuck :)
On Saturday, February 6, 2010, scarletara (58) wrote:

funny, funny...
A former member wrote: Ha! this was very funny. And too true. Man I wish pick up lines worked..
A former member wrote: heh. That was sheer brilliance. Absolute comedic truth.
A former member wrote: uhhh..ludus?
On Tuesday, March 6, 2007, Mari (425) wrote:

hah, thats cute
On Tuesday, February 13, 2007, torn_beauty (77) wrote:

ha! that was great! made me laugh at the end. im think i need to fav this!
On Friday, February 2, 2007, TropicalSnowstorm (1703) wrote:

Hell yeah! Love this one! Ciao, T/S
On Friday, February 2, 2007, Bella Butchery (724) wrote:

ahhhhh the girls with the tatoos... i too have a weak spot for those my brother. supreme
On Wednesday, January 31, 2007, Tania (197) wrote:

comical...very good!
On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, BeautifullyRuined (94) wrote:

That is so adorable.I like it.
On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, Dei (665) wrote:

this was cute.
On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, Sin (1168) wrote:

lol this made me giggle...next time try..hey baby, nice shoes wanna fuck?
On Wednesday, January 31, 2007, jack paper (126) wrote:

rofl.. nice shoes...does that work?
On Thursday, February 1, 2007, Sin (1168) wrote:

yes lol..and if nothing else it makes them laugh ;)
On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, Mylissa (845) wrote:

Oh my gosh...this is brilliant. I love it. there is such a comedic approach to this, yet oh so true. Great job.
On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, Mylissa (845) wrote:

and yes I really said "oh my gosh" lol. Sheesh I am such a nerd at times. ;)
On Thursday, February 15, 2007, jack paper (126) wrote:

sheesh! you've revealed your true self! o my gosh! lol