Stupid Bra

By mywristshurt

This stupid bra
Is getting on my nerves.
If I lift up my arms
Then my underarms will hurt.
This stupid thing
Keeps driving in my skin.
So now I have to sit very still
So this shit won't poke a hole in my side.
It's driving me crazy,
I hate having boobs.
Sometimes I want to be a guy
And not have to worry about
A DAMN thing in the world.
But I'm not a guy,
And if I was born a boy
My dad would've named me
Budweiser Boogerlogger Baggerly.
But that's not the point.
I'm still sitting in the same spot,
I'm still wearing this stupid bra,
And I'm still writing this poem
About a bra...
I'm weird.

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Published on Wednesday, December 6, 2006. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

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Comments on "Stupid Bra"

A former member wrote: At least your middle name ain't Boogerlogger XD
A former member wrote: you could go braless..if you don't mind them sagging to your knees when you're 50..it is the natural state of things...damn society, not the bra..although, I still wear one..hmmm
On Saturday, September 1, 2007, ApathysKiss (377) wrote:

maybe it's too small, might be the right cup size but not right size.
On Wednesday, June 20, 2007, Thorn (282) wrote:

Yes. Yes you are.
On Thursday, June 7, 2007, thelostmessenger (110) wrote:

i definately know how you feel. :) *messenger
A former member wrote: know the feelings in this one..happened to me at work once so i just took it off and nobody noticed..probably cause i had an apron on too..shh dont tell nodody though;)
A former member wrote: arghh!every woman feels your rage!
On Tuesday, January 9, 2007, slightlygothic89 (9) wrote:

being a guy isn't all that great. you get hard at weird times and sometimes for no reason. and to make life easy, you should have just taken the damn thing off.
A former member wrote: I remember being at work once and one of my wires popped through. So to make a long story short, after taping it failed, I ended up pulling it out and pulling the other one out as well so my boobs wouldn't look weird.
On Thursday, December 7, 2006, Jenni (40) wrote:

i always get stabbed by that damn underwire...
On Thursday, December 7, 2006, The Zebra Warrior (1495) wrote:

me too!!!!!!! Damn bras....
On Thursday, December 7, 2006, elisa (1595) wrote:

the bra.... my mortal nemesis..... i feel ya.
On Wednesday, December 6, 2006, Aunty Depressant (423) wrote:

Fkash back to the 60s hehe BURN IT!
On Wednesday, December 6, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul (143) wrote:

dont wear a bra?