A List of Stupid Shit

By mywristshurt

(Note: these are questions and comments. Feel free to add anything you like,all you have to do is comment and tell me what you want me to put on there)

1. Why do they have a "grand-ma's" section at wal-mart?

2.Do def people in different countries have the same sign language?

3.Why do preps say like so much?

4.Why do ice burgs not melt in the ocean? (if you don't know what I mean, just dpmail me)

5.How does your body know what's supposed to come out as poop and what's supposed to come out as pee? and what about diariea?

6. Why is cheese yellow?

7.why do they call an orange orange?

8.Why is it when a guy has a tattoo he's cool, but when a girl has a tattoo she's trashy?

9.Why is it that when 2 girls makeout it's hott, but when 2 guys make out its nasty?

10.Put kool-aid in a gatorade jug.

11.Cover a chalkboard in chalk, but write with the eraser. (Fading_Smile thought of that)

12. Why is it a pair of underwear, when you only wear one?
(Myrrhkuri the fallen one thought of that)

13. Why do most girls date jerkoffs and complain when the decent guys are single? (darkdesires thought of that)

14. Why do you call bacon bacon if you fry it? (tortured_soul thought of that one)

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Published on Tuesday, September 26, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "List"
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  • Lux On Monday, August 26, 2013, Lux (280)By person wrote:

    Can't quite say. Cheerio, anyhow! Thanks for the laugh!

  • A former member wrote: 2 guys makeing out is hot.... haha

  • BrokenAngel On Friday, September 5, 2008, BrokenAngel (28)By person wrote:

    #13!!!! yes its cuz all the good single guys are too shy to make the first move and the jerkoffs have balls. i hate that but its true

  • A former member wrote: why do people Love hate? probably a retarded question but i still wanna know!

  • darkdesires On Monday, October 16, 2006, darkdesires (139)By person wrote:

    I heart trashy girls. But I think I got one... why do most girls date jerk offs and complain, when the decent guys are single?

  • Myrrhkuri the fallen one On Thursday, October 5, 2006, Myrrhkuri the fallen one (94)By person wrote:

    why is it a PAIR of underwear when you only wear one? lol Oh and I think girls with Tattoos are hot!

  • Dei On Tuesday, September 26, 2006, Dei (663)By person wrote:

    uhm, i can actually answer quite a few of these. but i am not sure if you were actually wanting to know. If you do, dp mail me. -natelle

  • Bluegirl On Tuesday, September 26, 2006, Bluegirl (177)By person wrote:

    HA! Agreed. And if you need help with thoes answers, I'm here too.. :)

  • Rachel On Wednesday, September 27, 2006, Rachel (210)By person wrote:

    I'd say I second that, but Miss Faete here beat me to it. So I third that. :)


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