Drunken Email
By LiP Stiches
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
there once was a boy named billyand h wae was a drag queen....scitt you
know i lover theso with antisiapation qand your mother on a bun. i rape
you witha pink flamingo...you know the lawn ornament ones.....yeah i reape
you with them...... and you know what there isa but plug in you are and
i do imerna i dont know i did not put it there or somethinf like that and
i dont jkinow !!!!!!!!do you have syphilis of the mouth b/c ido. you got
it from me sex sex sex sex dexc dex sex sex wex bleh sex! I wnat you iron
rod, oh baby, take me like a flamingo dancer! you sexai stud you, i like
it when hair is armpit butter.it is orange and i am okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
and i am chuggn like i mean i let fynnn have the rest sharing = kindergarten
b/c i share and i passsed kindergarten and i share with everybody b/.c
mrs macarthur taught me too. and yooooooooooou need a straw fr your drik
scotty . its a log email, big p is hot. i think he is cool but jihn is
the shit. id do him.
do you know that when you call someone an asshole you calling them nothing
because a hole does not cotain anything but bras and ear wax and there
is nothing better than some sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
do youknow whtat i am trying to say to you becuase i dont know i cant spell
and this is flynnnnnnnnnn
duiofyg hw;igseaah
and steph isback. and cool as ever. and this is zach, apparently the alcht
didnt hit me quite as hard as the others. although as i understand your're
pretty hot, and i like that about you *suggestive wink*. its step again.
i love yu. scotty j youre the shit. dont tell. i liike john lots. shhhh.
dont te. if iwasnt smashed i wouldnt tel lyou. but i really like johnny
quest a lto. big p... we had fun whenyou left he gave me a high five then
we waled outtoghether hes funny. i think im gone. i cant walk. its funny.
but i loooooooooooooooooooooooooove you. and your dog is cool. do you have
a dog . hahaha thats funny. i hav to go. love you. scotts da man. johns
da man too. i liek him. did i tel lyou? oh mygsh i will be so embarrassed
about this later...but yeahi wont remember until i tell you. wait. you
tell me. thats what i meat i got confusedd. i dont know. ueha ok. i lo
ve you. bye scott j
~steph FLYNNN ZAcH
Comments on "Drunken Email"
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A former member wrote:
A fine pyscho-babble! I will now have a few drinks and re-read this piece. Very kooky!
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On Thursday, October 22, 2009, ANGELSLAYER
(116) wrote:
This was great. I wish someone would send me an e-mail like this one
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On Sunday, September 11, 2005, redtearswhitesnow
(79) wrote:
what in the holy fuck..