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The Truth About The Dinosaurs
By -Oz-
those stupid dinosaurs
they had wonderful lives
they sat around all day
tanning their scales in the hot summer days
with servants bringing ice-cold dinosaur cocktails to them
without a care in the world
they had slave dinosaurs
making their 8-cup-wonder-bras
for their plastic-breasted-porn-star dinosaurs
they drove large hover crafts
and smoked 500ft hookas full of crack
they were all bursting with get rich quick scams
and getting lucky with them
there were drug dealing dinosaurs
and gambling dinosaurs
cheats, liars, and honest dinosaurs
the honest dinosaurs were all killed off
by hitman dinosaurs
until the sky became dark
and an ice storm so terrible stopped them in their tracks
and the world came to a complete stop
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Copyright 2005 -Oz-
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On Tuesday, August 14, 2007, Reefer_rave
(146)
wrote:
:) this is ironically cruel in the best way
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On Sunday, August 28, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy
(358) wrote:
hehe... very wicked analogy... i can see it now... i wonder if the dinosaurs had Reality TV?
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On Thursday, June 2, 2005, bloody LOVEly
(86) wrote:
the dinosaurs who thought they would rule forever. think about it....we all think we'll make a difference, but when it all comes down to it-we all become extinct and forgotten.
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A former member wrote:
sounds kinda like a perhistoric california
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On Sunday, April 10, 2005, -Oz-
(134) wrote:
in theory, yes...i'm trying to say, it'll happen again...-Oz
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