Thingz to do at Wal-Mart

By beginning_poet

- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
- Put some M&M's on layaway
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why don't you people leave me alone?"
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"
- Go to the fitting room, yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
- Walk into the gardening department, clothed in army fatigues and pretend you're in the jungle.

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Published on Saturday, October 18, 2003. Filed under: "List"

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A former member wrote: I was just following interesting links and I stumbled upon this, and this made me laugh. Although, when I was a teenager, I got a basketball and threw it over the shelves in the housewares section, and hauled ass out of there when I heard all of that glass breaking. Thank you for making me smile. Rebs:).
A former member wrote: haha a sense of humor, i like it :)
On Sunday, June 24, 2007, Moonflower (298) wrote:

wow that was pretty darn funny =)
On Friday, March 9, 2007, beautifulfallenangel (62) wrote:

hahahaha...........hehehehehe.............. smile.......... why donm't we all just do something random at wal mart.......
On Tuesday, November 14, 2006, sixsixnine (476) wrote:

hahahahaha
On Wednesday, November 8, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (59) wrote:

i think Muse is right
A former member wrote: lol.. that was great
A former member wrote: ::WHISPERS:: Pick Me Pick Me!!!
On Friday, June 2, 2006, Dei (663) wrote:

wow. . . i've actually done all of these. but instead of army fatigues, i was wearing ninja black.
On Monday, April 24, 2006, mywristshurt (405) wrote:

i like it, i love it, i want some more of it.. lol
On Thursday, March 16, 2006, Muse (57) wrote:

you really shouldn't copyright things you didn't think up yourself. that'd be oh..plagiarism
On Monday, March 13, 2006, Grey Lies (185) wrote:

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!" ....hahaha i think i did that at Value City..hahahaha
On Monday, March 13, 2006, AHHH (184) wrote:

haha/
A former member wrote: &falls over laughing* cute!
A former member wrote: Another thing to do at Shit-Mart; Firebomb the shit out of one
A former member wrote: So awsome....
On Wednesday, February 15, 2006, Nail Bunny (161) wrote:

this sounds fun
On Thursday, February 9, 2006, vaultgrl (185) wrote:

.....LMAO.....everyone in my class just starting looking at me funny but i couldn't help it..that was too funny.....*bookmarks for when i need a laugh in the future*
A former member wrote: i remeber when this was all over the internet about a year and a half ago. it was e-mailed to me around 10 times.
On Saturday, September 10, 2005, Possesion (136) wrote:

Also, Since Wal-Mart is open ALL THE TIME me and my friends like to go in and do fake shopping sprees (running, shoving thingsi n carts..) and leaving the carts at the exit as we run away laughint hysterically, People give us these Angry looks...
On Saturday, September 17, 2005, Possesion (136) wrote:

Sometimes we even put the crap back, lol .
On Saturday, September 10, 2005, Possesion (136) wrote:

Or going in in jogging suits and sweat bands and stuff and headphones and music players and just jog around wal-mart grabbing a new cd or something every once in awhile.
On Saturday, September 10, 2005, Possesion (136) wrote:

i've done sooo many crazy things in wal mart i cant even think of anymore
On Sunday, May 8, 2005, Kinkypoptart (555) wrote:

You have no idea how many times my friends have sent me this, and i have deleted it... repeatedly. But really, do I really really have to read it in my happy place? ~*~Tart~*~
On Thursday, March 31, 2005, Malice In Wonderland (976) wrote:

heh, play basketball in the store,get one of the handicap carts have one person sit in it and see who can knock the most crap off the shelves, run down the toy asle throwing stuff to the otherside...set off EVERYSINGLE babytoy around...yet get the idea
A former member wrote: the sad thing is that I've done most of these, AT WAL-MART! I love that store! My favorite thing to do is ride the bikes around til they threaten to kick you out. Toys R Us locks their bikes up.
On Friday, March 4, 2005, sIo (898) wrote:

lmao this was fucking aweosme. great write.
On Thursday, February 17, 2005, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

act like you're mentally handicapped and they'll have someone go around with you and help you get stuff and put it in a cart, and then say thanks and walk off, it's funny
On Saturday, September 17, 2005, Possesion (136) wrote:

That's wrong in so many freaking ways. But ahh.. i do a Wal-Mart walk to embarass my friends, and people rather think i'm disabled.
On Thursday, February 17, 2005, happilydepressed (400) wrote:

i've done about 3 of these
On Thursday, February 17, 2005, ardneK (72) wrote:

lol I needed this...thanks lol - >|
On Thursday, February 17, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54) wrote:

Im cracking up... this is hilarious... I love it! *Raven*
On Monday, November 8, 2004, DarkWolf (415) wrote:

ROTFL I love to laugh and this gave me tears.. hilarious.. I thank you very much.. -michael
On Thursday, April 8, 2004, murder_in_clubland (384) wrote:

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ~slave when me and my sis are i nthe store she always hums the MI theme song ugh.
On Sunday, April 4, 2004, darkangelXlll (107) wrote:

lmfao...wow today im laughin non stop i love this great ideas might try sometime lmfao the mission imposible thingi and pick me great i love it... ha ha ha ::skips off laughin:: ~darlin :)
On Saturday, March 27, 2004, Angelic Darkness (27) wrote:

Holy shit. . .I started laughing so hard my dog even gave me a weird look (Honestly). I think I need to hit Wally World sometime to day and try a few of these. Lol. Love, ~*~Angi~*~
On Saturday, March 27, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (467) wrote:

I ran across this by accident I am SO glad I did, this is hillarious!!!!! *lmfao* Awesome ideas *evil snicker* I work there I wish someone would do these.
A former member wrote: i couldn't get through this without laughing....it made my day even better....now a bunch of people are staring at me though......hehe
A former member wrote: Oooo i saw a list like this somewhere, it had tons of hilarious things to do. i'm gonna go jump in a clothes rack.
On Monday, November 17, 2003, Exodus (172) wrote:

Thank you, now i have something useful to do with my weekends.
On Friday, October 24, 2003, Drifter (265) wrote:

My local wal-mart has these big dog cages outside, i like to climb in and whine at people. Good way to pick up chicks LOL!
On Sunday, October 19, 2003, Ophelia (221) wrote:

*laughing* great,,,,,,,,, O.