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Thingz to do at Wal-Mart
By beginning_poet
- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're
not looking.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
- Put some M&M's on layaway
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why don't
you people leave me alone?"
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK
ME!! PICK ME!!"
- Go to the fitting room, yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper
in here!"
- Walk into the gardening department, clothed in army fatigues and pretend
you're in the jungle.
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Copyright 2003 beginning_poet
Published on Saturday, October 18, 2003.
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, yslehc
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wrote:
lmao that was great, i love the last 4 ones best
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, beginning_poet
(8) wrote:
thanks you guys, i never usually get this many comments on any of my work, it means a lot.
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, Loserland
(113) wrote:
oh this is too cool... my great employment sucks ass.. believe it or not crazy shit like that does happen there occasionally
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, A Velvet Tongue
(436) wrote:
this was funny, what would be funnier...is if i saw someone doing these things for real!!
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, nell
(271) wrote:
rofl some wicked ideas here=)
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, CharlottesWeb
(511) wrote:
LOL, I've not laughed like this in a while. Must be a genius to think these up...they sound oh so fun! Think I might try a few! ~JMDW~
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A former member wrote:
I have this list somewhere but there funny anyway. Drake
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On Saturday, October 18, 2003, Delilah
(113) wrote:
He he....this was good...I'm off to Wal-Mart...~Delilah~
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