Thingz to do at Wal-Mart

By beginning_poet

- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
- Put some M&M's on layaway
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why don't you people leave me alone?"
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"
- Go to the fitting room, yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
- Walk into the gardening department, clothed in army fatigues and pretend you're in the jungle.

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Published on Saturday, October 18, 2003. Filed under: "List"

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Comments on "Thingz to do at Wal-Mart"

On Saturday, October 18, 2003, yslehc (334) wrote:

lmao that was great, i love the last 4 ones best
On Saturday, October 18, 2003, beginning_poet (8) wrote:

thanks you guys, i never usually get this many comments on any of my work, it means a lot.
On Saturday, October 18, 2003, Loserland (113) wrote:

oh this is too cool... my great employment sucks ass.. believe it or not crazy shit like that does happen there occasionally
On Saturday, October 18, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (434) wrote:

this was funny, what would be funnier...is if i saw someone doing these things for real!!
On Saturday, October 18, 2003, nell (270) wrote:

rofl some wicked ideas here=)
On Saturday, October 18, 2003, CharlottesWeb (509) wrote:

LOL, I've not laughed like this in a while. Must be a genius to think these up...they sound oh so fun! Think I might try a few! ~JMDW~
A former member wrote: I have this list somewhere but there funny anyway. Drake
On Saturday, October 18, 2003, Delilah (113) wrote:

He he....this was good...I'm off to Wal-Mart...~Delilah~