CSI Porn

By NarcissusNarcosis

Uh oh, this guy's high again
just hit the weed, ate 3 Valium and 2 Vicodin;
Look like Dr. House, stumbling around my living room
fell off the couch, broke a shelf and cracked the ceiling too.
I'm feeling doomed, haven't even started drinking yet
nervous wreck, when will all this pressure start to break my neck?
Pissed at everyone, thinking about grabbing a pistol
a knife with no handle, some razor blades and my Ginsu;
and coming to get you, find you where you sleep
grab something to eat in your house,
slitting your throat and fleeing the scene.
I'm hopeless, see? I've got nothing left to live for.
Get bored and choke myself to death with a 16-inch extension cord.
So be forewarned, I will leave you deformed
beyond the norm
looking like a CSI porn

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Published on Sunday, June 30, 2013. Filed under: "Poetry"

Author's Note:

Was just having fun, playing with rhyming schemes

Comments on "CSI Porn"

A former member wrote: This was really awesome. Dr, House in relation to CSI combined with some brand name prescriptions and tied up with your extension cord. I like that. Had to Google ginsu though, so just be glad that you're educating the masses even when you're making light of crazy. Speaking of, that was actually a clever tag . . . seeing as how I took this literally the first time I read it and then scrolled down to see it. "Cracked the ceiling, too / feeling doomed" and "thinking about coming to get you / grabbing a pistol" are some really great uses of alliteration to mix with your rhymes. Wonderful.
On Tuesday, August 20, 2013, Sean Mc Shane (606) wrote:

That was some good ole freestyle fun there. Nice one man, and the humor was A-1. Too cool. Later -
A former member wrote: Emit the hate and outright honesty of your reality like the unbearable lameness that cellphones emit from every direction. I like the vibe of this, pill abuse,breaking and entering,outsider mind torment. Fuk all out,receeding,never further from outside all the way at all.
A former member wrote: Nice, I like it
A former member wrote: I just noticed I already read this before and for some reason didn't really think about it. It just flows so beautifully in some sort of maddening anger, I would just love to hear that performed out loud. Great content as well, nothing else to say.
On Sunday, July 7, 2013, NarcissusNarcosis (94) wrote:

Thank you, that's actually how it started, I was kinda freestyling stuff out
On Wednesday, July 3, 2013, Devilish (2633) wrote:

No I meant to say we are to meet in vegas for a whoring trip of genius's.. you lick my plate i'll lick yours.. mmmmmmmm
On Tuesday, July 2, 2013, Devilish (2633) wrote:

no I do love you....,
On Tuesday, July 2, 2013, Nehema (958) wrote:

Almost as much as me ;)
A former member wrote: i might love you.
On Sunday, June 30, 2013, Nehema (958) wrote:

When genius plays with dark comedy + wit = instant classic. You are one of a kind baby - XXOO
A former member wrote: LOL. I like this. Nice one buddy Pretty funny.
A former member wrote: I'm not sure if its bad that this amused me or if it shows that I'm nuts. Really good! :)
On Sunday, June 30, 2013, blue angel (866) wrote:

Scary... ~^_^~ sigh... I think I'll stay on your good side , if you have one? smile...