Wake Up Call

By Sean Mc Shane

hello ? . . .

Hey Baby !! Did I wake ya up ?! Check this out !!
between the engine and the tunes, I'm gonna hafta shout !!

Some would call it a collosal goat-fuck
                             and I guess I'd have to agree
it's no longer a question of ' if '
                              but ' when ' they're gonna kill me

So I'm back in the jacked Stang
                              Hendrix and Gloria had to hit the backseat
it's time for Motorhead and the Ace of Spades
                              I'm chemically charged and intune with the beat

breathin' like a pissed off rodeo bull
                              the pipe on the dash is a puddle of glass
I'm dumpin' whiskey on my internal fire
                              and I gotta admit I'm havin' a blast

but I hafta make the best of my time
                              gotta make the hourglass sand wet
same thing I'm gonna do to you Babydoll
                              I got somethin' special you'll never forget

so I better stay sharp and a step ahead
                              move like a shadow behind the dimming light
can't let these bitch-fucks get me today
                              cuz Baby you're gettin' what I promised tonight

Don't worry I do my best thinkin'
                              when I've been up for 5 days straight
I see life for what it really is, Darlin
                              any given road that leads you to fate

like when it seems like a real good idea
                              to do a burn-job on a bike gang over guns and meth
shit goes bad and ya kill 3 of 'em
                              and 1 was undercover for the ATF

Ha ! Now I got the best of both bullshit worlds
                              lookin' to nail my face to their trophy wall
They'll be comin' like an army outta Hell's shit storm
                              which reminds me why I made this call

I'm comin' to your place Baby !! Ha Ha !!
                               what ? No, I said coming to your "place"
dirty, dirty girl - alright
                               well you just sped up this race

Anyway I need a cool place to lay low
                                need to lay lower than grave dirt
or make a wicked-ass bloody last stand
                                and hopefully we won't get hurt

But don't pray for any miracles
                                or try and buy one for a buck
just do what the shirt says
                                Blow Me For Luck

Always remember, whether we're making sweet-sweet love
                                or being slowly tortured and eventually killed
as long as we go together, Baby
                                our crazy-ass love was truely fulfilled . . .

Hello ? . . . Babydoll ? . . . Hello ? . . .

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Published on Sunday, July 1, 2012. Filed under: "Poetry"

Author's Note:

my kind of sunday joyride ;)

Comments on "Wake Up Call"

A former member wrote: Don't you miss the crank days. I think thats where all the drug babies come from. hello sean.
On Sunday, July 1, 2012, dwells (4177) wrote:

Liked the confusion over place and face, quite a good gimmick! Also in the early part of this "Gloria" (the song, or Estefan" (HA!). Cheers pal and this was just what I needed, thanks for the therapy, now get some sleepytime.
On Monday, July 2, 2012, Sean Mc Shane (606) wrote:

Thanks, d. That's really cool to hear. I figured we could all use a good laugh. And the Gals seemed to really dig it, too. Bonus. Later -
On Sunday, July 1, 2012, FadedBlues (2096) wrote:

..'nother wild hellride. I like the way you featured your shirt ( your signature) in this...
On Monday, July 2, 2012, Sean Mc Shane (606) wrote:

Thanks, 'Blues. Glad ya dig the shirt line. Later -
On Sunday, July 1, 2012, Devilish (2633) wrote:

Don't worry I do my best thinkin' when I've been up for 5 days straight I see life for what it really is, Darlin any given road that leads you to fate ......MUTHA fucka! SEAN i fucking LOVE you .. oh my god!! YES!!!!!!!!!!I felt this like a hit of the best old school crank baby. penut butter for your viewing pleasure. sean mcshane i would love you in vane then wrap a chain around your typing fingers and inhale the lingering scent of PERFECTION!! you rock me like a cradle disabling me baby. i'd ride with you till the wheels feel off then we'd go jack us some more. much love ,. so much love im sick!
On Monday, July 2, 2012, Sean Mc Shane (606) wrote:

Well dahh . . . who do ya think I was talkin' to ? jk Much love in return. ;) Til next time -
On Sunday, July 1, 2012, Nehema (958) wrote:

I love you Sean. You are so much fun & if I got that call,I'd load my gun and put on my best lacy panties ;) - XXOO
On Monday, July 2, 2012, Sean Mc Shane (606) wrote:

Thanks, Robyn. That's sounds awesome. Til next time -