Storage Wars

By ruthless48

Keebler elves are kutting you with knives
As The World Turns
your pathetic mid day lives

The Daily Show & Fox help you keep your edge
MSNBC Money
tells you which funds to hedge

Lifetime rewards you when to cry
History Channel
warns nature's patterns~
when you'll die

Have you ever turned off
the TV
stopped the progression of
diabetes

thought
 
independently

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Copyright 2012 ruthless48
Published on Saturday, March 24, 2012.     Filed under: "Reflective" and "Poetry"
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  • dwells On Sunday, March 25, 2012, dwells (4288)By person wrote:

    That's why they are called couch potatoes, great job on this one, now pass the chips and diet soda please, thanks!

  • ruthless48 On Sunday, March 25, 2012, ruthless48 (173)By person wrote:

    awesome! barbeque chips ok? charmed ~ thank you

  • A former member wrote: I love this! This has a very transcendental vibe to it on how this person is sick of society controlling everyone. I so can agree to this.

  • ruthless48 On Sunday, March 25, 2012, ruthless48 (173)By person wrote:

    profound find! yes! read of elderly woman who was millionaire by reading financial section of paper @ the library and then investing how she felt best!

  • A former member wrote: Epic. You get a 10 for this line: "Have you ever turned off the TV stopped the progression of diabetes"

  • ruthless48 On Saturday, March 24, 2012, ruthless48 (173)By person wrote:

    thank you fromt he bottom of my cardiomegaly heart. You are too glycemic!


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