Behold The Blood...

By Malcholm Dark

"Come and play--Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet..."


Behold the blood of Piggy
as it flows across the floor.

See my knife within her
as I call her, "dirty whore!"

Behold the blood of Piggy
as it now begins to spew.

See my knife within her
as I whisper sweet adieu.

Behold the blood of Elmo
as it's dripping from my knife.

See my smile wide and true
as I slowly take his life.

Behold the blood of Elmo
as I stab him once again.

See my smile wide and true
as he hollers out in pain.

I came home late one evening
caught them screwing in my bed.

I thought I might forgive them
but I killed them both instead.

I have them tied together
as I sink them in my bog.

I'm the master of murder
call me, Kermit the frog.
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"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street."


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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Published on Wednesday, August 10, 2011.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

what did you expect Kermit to do?... fall in the arms of big bird and turn gay...
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  • Devilish On Thursday, August 11, 2011, Devilish (2633)By person wrote:

    Ok that's it I'm in love I have to fav you!!! Scholar

  • dwells On Wednesday, August 10, 2011, dwells (4177)By person wrote:

    Muppet menage a trois? Sans Kermit was to be their undoing. Very clever and bloodthirsty - a true crime of passion!

  • lupus tenebrae On Wednesday, August 10, 2011, lupus tenebrae (860)By person wrote:

    It's like a Muppet snuff film, and that I like, even if it leaves my inner child quivering in the corner haha. Well written again. In Kermit's defense though, Elmo did have a gun. ;) Scholar

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