I Am Dazed And Confused

By Malcholm Dark

Ice

Afgani
Master kush

Durban poison
Aussie blues
Zig-zag papers
Easy rider
Dutch dope

Amsterdam inca
New York diesel
Dwarf ganja

Chronic
Orange bud
Northern lights
First girl
Urbage
Super skunk
Early misty
Dope

Indica or sativa--that is the question:
Whether it is nobler in the mind
to nod off stuck to the couch hungry,
or to bounce about and giggle idiotically.
To nod, to sleep, to drool, to dream
Perchance for friends to mark my face.
To bounce, to giggle, to be inane
and bare the quips and jokes of all.
A man born of another country appears
The traveller with heated pizzas to sell.
We roll, we smoke, we gorge ourselves
such conscience makes stoners of us all.
Kept in thy clear plastic bag
be all my sins remember'd.

Then we wonder why they call it...
DOPE!!!

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Published on Friday, May 14, 2010. Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

Will shakespear is turning over in his grave right now

Comments on "I Am Dazed And Confused"

On Saturday, November 30, 2013, Fred R Kane (1) wrote:

Shakespearean stoner! Love that shit! Brings back memories. Long term, of course (short term 's kinda in and out.)
A former member wrote: Hell yeah! Love it!
On Thursday, April 19, 2012, Devilish (2633) wrote:

WOW!!! damn this boy hit it on the head and sounded hella fucking good saying it.. hell yeah
On Friday, May 21, 2010, Rowan (197) wrote:

Hahaha that was epic. Great write as always. You know how to put a smile to my face.
On Wednesday, May 19, 2010, Wiccad (124) wrote:

I hear that!!! Going green is the new thing right? Interesting write, how the hell do you do this so well?
On Saturday, May 15, 2010, Meadowhawk (160) wrote:

Wonderfully creative!I can appreciate your sense of humor. Outstanding write!
A former member wrote: I knew you were cool, Malcholm. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MocapWGtwkQ
On Friday, May 14, 2010, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

Great write again Dark, your humor is always entertaining, I think I got the munchies from reading this lol, well done.
A former member wrote: You have a dry, priceless sense of humor...good work
On Friday, May 14, 2010, Qurious (40) wrote:

Nice write. Pass it to the left, please :D - Canada -
On Friday, May 14, 2010, Dilated View (582) wrote:

For a lot of my friends it equates to productivity. Being a dope is a state of mind that can be enhanced but it isn't so for all who partake. A solid list here and interesting perspective.
On Friday, May 14, 2010, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

I am not calling anyone 'dope' because that was me....
A former member wrote: nicee . me like ... i think ur missing an "s" in the i am confused lines ... much respect ... thx for sharin