Having a bad day? read this kinda funny perverted joke.

By Joey

Lately I'm numb for poems, so here's a joke my friend told me, it cheered me up and make me laugh so...

"A man is leaving for a buisness trip in about a day, and is leaving his wife behind for a week or so. so he walks into a magic shop, and see's a magic dildoe. he asks the owner if he can buy it, and how does it work.

the owner explains: "you say magic dildoe, and then where to go"

the owner then says "magic dildoe wall" and it flys out of the box, and thrusts the wall.

the man buys it, and takes it home.

He tells his wife to spread her legs and says "magic dildoe pussy"
and it flys, ,and his wife starts to moan etc.

he leaves, but doesn't tell her how to stop it, which is, simply saying "magic dildoe: box"

this goes on for a day or two, and she takes it, but when she starts driving, she finds it difficult to concentrait and a cop pulls her over as she swerves on the road.

"why are you all over the road, you drunk?" he says

"no officer, i have a magic dildoe stuck fucking me, and it's hard to drive"

the cop then replys.

"magic dildoe my ass!!"

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Published on Wednesday, April 1, 2009. Filed under: "Comedy" and

Comments on "Having a bad day? read this kinda funny perverted joke."

On Monday, April 4, 2011, Ladyhawke (394) wrote:

I have a similar one, but its a woolybooger. Guy buys said woolybooger, guy takes it home, woolyboogers his dog to show his wife, neighbor comes over, woolybooger my ass. Same effect. . . laughter:D
On Tuesday, June 23, 2009, CharlottesWeb (511) wrote:

:D....didn't make me laugh, but I did crack a grin, which is pretty good! Cute. Thanks for sharing.
On Tuesday, June 23, 2009, Ears2hearyou (16) wrote:

love it! giggle...you'd have to be dead to not laugh at that! ears thanks for sharing!
On Tuesday, June 2, 2009, Blood Saga (81) wrote:

He must be the best husband ever!
On Friday, April 3, 2009, Vampixie (13) wrote:

*falls on floor laughing* sooo funny, i love it, and i am glad i wasn't eating/drinking at the time (so's the person next to me...)
On Thursday, April 2, 2009, Lady Grinning Soul (145) wrote:

you managed to make me spit out my mountain dew (which is dew abuse btw, but i'll overlook that) this was cute
On Tuesday, June 23, 2009, CharlottesWeb (511) wrote:

I hope your computer is ok! I drank an ant once and in my panic forgot to turn my head away from my screen as I spit and it totally F'd up my computer.
A former member wrote: jajaja OMG u so made my dayyyyyy XDXD He is kinda fuked up LOOOL
On Wednesday, April 1, 2009, Alanarchy (1200) wrote:

I got one. One day, this big burly lumberjack named Butch comes home from work early, to find his wife in bed with another, lawyerly looking man. Butch flips out. He cracks the lawyer over the head, and then drags him down to the garage, where he secures the unconcious man's penis in a vice. As Butch is laying a knife on the workbench beside the vice, the man wakes up. He looks around, and then he says to Butch "Oh god! Oh, please no! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" Butch just smiles. "Hell, no, I aint gonna cut it off...." he turns to leave, "but you are, you son of a bitch. I'm fixing to set the garage on fire."
On Monday, April 4, 2011, Ladyhawke (394) wrote:

Good one alanarchy:D
On Wednesday, April 1, 2009, The Lipstick Factor (290) wrote:

*lol*--good one, thanks for sharing!
On Wednesday, April 1, 2009, elisa (1616) wrote:

haha.... finally, robotic love delivers a happy ending :P