Lately I'm numb for poems, so here's a joke my friend told me, it cheered me up and make me laugh so...





"A man is leaving for a buisness trip in about a day, and is leaving his wife behind for a week or so. so he walks into a magic shop, and see's a magic dildoe. he asks the owner if he can buy it, and how does it work.

the owner explains: "you say magic dildoe, and then where to go"

the owner then says "magic dildoe wall" and it flys out of the box, and thrusts the wall.

the man buys it, and takes it home.

He tells his wife to spread her legs and says "magic dildoe pussy"
and it flys, ,and his wife starts to moan etc.

he leaves, but doesn't tell her how to stop it, which is, simply saying "magic dildoe: box"

this goes on for a day or two, and she takes it, but when she starts driving, she finds it difficult to concentrait and a cop pulls her over as she swerves on the road.

"why are you all over the road, you drunk?" he says

"no officer, i have a magic dildoe stuck fucking me, and it's hard to drive"

the cop then replys.


"magic dildoe my ass!!"