obscure series notch # 3: a random thought

technically speaking, if you follow the bible and all that, the world has already come to an end

once before


during the flood


when god said , "all of this is shit! i'm going to rub it all out and start anew"

then im imagining him thinking, "oh fuck, cant wipe out all the humans, such a bitch to create you know have to make the man and take a bone from the man
and make a woman and there'll be fighting and fruit eating and...no. no no no HEY NOAH..."
and then the flood happened

and youve got the boat building and the animal gathering then the rain and the drowning and the screaming
some animals got left behind

like the dinosaurs

which noah was probly like, "creeping fuck oh holy one! theyre bleeding huge they are, and they wont fit in the perscribed dimentions you gave me!"
to which i imagine god answered...."fuck 'em"

anyway drowning...screaming, ah yes, so at the end of it all god said to noah something like "well, that was kinda mean, i'll never destroy the earth by flood again" but we
all know that in the back of his holy fucking mind he said that definitavily...never by flood....that kinda sucks, i can just imagine
his holy shit eating grin as he imagined humans as a more advance race, having all sorts of world ending capability ready to go
and just sitting back to watch us destroy ourselves


kinda sad no?