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I'm glad I'm not ten and American
By freudian-slip
Don't get me wrong,
I love our country in two handfuls of ways
but I wouldn't trade 39
for 10
no matter what eye-pleasing package it arrived in
not unless, of course
someone bashed me over the head
which in turn
produced a zombie-like state
that upon awaking
had me adorned in happy bunny t-shirts
and a Jonas Brothers backpack
while in my ipod ear
was playing
Brittany Spears
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez,
I can't even write this shit
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© 2008 the-rapist
Published on Wednesday, April 16, 2008.
Filed under: "Reflective" and
"Poetry"
Comments on "I'm glad I'm not ten and American"
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On Friday, July 13, 2018, Jonas Robinson
(848)
wrote:
I hate having the same name as that guy. Good write.
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A former member wrote:
Alas, i am 40...which made me 10 and American in the fucking 80's...which, i might add, was when Hendrix's dream died and we were left with men who didn't know how to wear make~up right...oh, and Whitney Houston. Gawds...is this any better than that was? Still good for a giggle. Cheers.
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On Wednesday, April 16, 2008, elisa
(1595) wrote:
'... two handfuls of ways ...' niiiice:)
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On Wednesday, April 16, 2008, Six-Out
(1423) wrote:
Ten is the new twenty, they say.
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A former member wrote:
lol, 10 the new 20. lol
its sad cause its true, lol
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