Wet Pussy

By freudian-slip

It's moments like these when I'm truly amazed,
that I had the genetic propulsion to produce a life-

so completely unique.

A creative masterpiece.

So lovely in fact,
I shiver regularly,

with appreciation.

Each new day a discovery of her imagination-
and today is no different.

While I'm quietly reflecting here,
on each poetic release,

I hear laughter and excitement
screaming to me...

"Mom, you've got to see this!"

and the mild irritation for my interruption
does not disrupt,

my current state of curiosity.

"Look at the kitty mom!
She loved it"

And on the stairs,
pitifully
staring at me,

enveloped in dripping wet fur...

our cat Peanut.

Completely soaked and traumatized...

Post Traumatic Bath Cat

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© 2008 the-rapist
Published on Thursday, March 6, 2008.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • Adam On Sunday, December 7, 2008, Adam (242)By person wrote:

    We all know why I clicked on it - I'm not lying - you should post your stats for this every so often... Scholar

  • Alanarchy On Friday, March 7, 2008, Alanarchy (1168)By person wrote:

    Awwwhaha. Poor little snake-bait.

  • Niemand On Friday, March 7, 2008, Niemand (355)By person wrote:

    Uh, just for the record, I didn't click on this because of the title.. *looks around nervously*

  • Bella Butchery On Friday, March 7, 2008, Bella Butchery (696)By person wrote:

    i have to admit, i came into this, with a red pen and the angst to rip this apart... but upon further inspection, this was fantastic, and well thought

  • denver nitze On Friday, March 7, 2008, denver nitze (251)By person wrote:

    *sniffs* smells like wet cat. hehe. very nice write. ~ta

  • Chimauron On Friday, March 7, 2008, Chimauron (87)By person wrote:

    Damn, and I thought I was about to read something that would turn me into a paraplegic for ten minutes :) Still, quite funny. Nothing beats watching a wet cat trying to shake water off XD

  • Kaleidoscope_Heart On Thursday, March 6, 2008, Kaleidoscope_Heart (111)By person wrote:

    well my mind was in the gutter for sure. Brilliant ;)

  • A former member wrote: oh yuo werentthe only one, lol. poor cat, meow

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