Pee Wee Got Caught

By Malcholm Dark

  I know that some of you may have grown up with Pee Wee, and I am not trying to step on anyone's hero.  I write it like I see it...
                                                  Malcholm Dark



From TV to movies, we have seen him around
He has made us all laugh, the consumate clown.
I am not here to condemn nor preach up a sermon
He fell victim to his own hand, poor Mr. Herman.
--He was strippin' his wire and making it hot
within a darkened theater, alone in his spot.
--While basking in ecstasy, awaiting his shot
he was nabbed by the law, Pee Wee got caught!


Circle up!  There is a new craze in a lude sort of frame
Chokin' the chicken or whippin' willie, this is the game.
You may be cast as a pervert or some kind of vermin  
So don't do it in public, like our poor Mr. Herman.
--He was jackin' his jimmy and making it hot
within a darkened theater, alone in his spot.
--While basking in ecstasy, awaiting his shot
he was nabbed by the law, Pee Wee got caught!


With Mr. Howdy in hand, Mr. Herman made his stand
The excitement he felt must have surely been grand.
While alone in his spot, ol' Mr. Howdy got hot
Then he was nabbed by the law, Pee Wee
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Copyright 2010 Malcholm Dark
Published on Monday, March 22, 2010.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"
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  • daiglepoems On Sunday, March 2, 2014, daiglepoems (95)By person wrote:

    Was there ever any doubt? A good laugh here. It's a sad state of affairs when you take yourself out on a date and get caught taking advantage of yourself. Is nothing sacred in this fucking country. At least he isn't wierd about it. He didn't tie himself up first.

  • ColorMeToxic On Sunday, January 16, 2011, ColorMeToxic (240)By person wrote:

    Hahaha... :D Scholar

  • lupus tenebrae On Monday, March 22, 2010, lupus tenebrae (872)By person wrote:

    Lol just like in his movie, Pee Wee went on one hell of an adventure, what a great write, the funny thing is, he starred in a porno as well, maybe next time he'll do it at the concession stand, thanks for sharing. Scholar

  • Malcholm Dark On Monday, March 22, 2010, Malcholm Dark (810)By person wrote:

    thanks... I should have put the bike in the poem...lol .. I did not know he was in a porno, what was it called, pee wee's little adventure?...

  • daiglepoems On Sunday, March 2, 2014, daiglepoems (95)By person wrote:

    Pee Wee meet Miss Adventure.

  • Wiccad On Monday, March 22, 2010, Wiccad (125)By person wrote:

    That is hilarious good job(I hate Pee Wee)

  • Malcholm Dark On Monday, March 22, 2010, Malcholm Dark (810)By person wrote:

    Thanks... some people can't stand the man, but he is hard not to watch in his movies... He was in left field all the time, I guess that's what made him different.

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