why dogs are better then g/f (as told to me by my ex)
By Darkest_Addiction
1. they love you no matter how fucked up you are
2.they dont care what time you get home their still happy to see you
3.they will stay with you even if your flat ass broke
4.you can chain them up anywere and it wont matter
and my personal fav....
5. you can play with other dogs and they wont care
*now i want to know if you can think of any more*
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On Monday, August 26, 2013, Lux
(299) wrote:
This brought me up short of sweet comedy and then anger. Both a pretty picture to paint on someone else's cheeks. I hope to find the paint. Damned dogs.
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On Friday, October 13, 2006, Jaded Jezzabelle
(328) wrote:
they can lick thier own balls
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On Sunday, March 5, 2006, DeviantxSeraph
(17) wrote:
Wow...guys can be so amazingly retarded...you should of smacked him for comparing you to a dog and then told him to go get one...
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On Sunday, January 8, 2006, Johny_D_Lewis
(467) wrote:
you can always bring another dog home to play with
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On Saturday, November 26, 2005, JiNx
(98) wrote:
lol this made me giggle and I'd love to see one based on parents... My dog also gets jealous of others, humans or animals...
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On Sunday, November 20, 2005, Dancing_Monkey
(1246) wrote:
Damn wonderland.. That sucks
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On Sunday, November 20, 2005, Dancing_Monkey
(1246) wrote:
Ohh My dog gets jealus if I play with other dogs
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A former member wrote:
Mine pisses on my pillow when she gets mad. :(
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On Sunday, November 20, 2005, Dancing_Monkey
(1246) wrote:
LMAO Manywalks
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On Saturday, November 19, 2005, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Well, in the case of a bf instead of gf, you can atke them have their hoo-ha's chopped off and they'll still love you. But I am developing a headache right now, so thats probably just mean. ~ mw
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On Saturday, November 19, 2005, cherietree
(21) wrote:
this is funny poem hey u should right one bout parents
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On Saturday, November 19, 2005, Darkest_Addiction
(44) wrote:
thats a good idea ill see what i can do
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On Saturday, November 19, 2005, elisa
(1616) wrote:
but ..............what about sex...?
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On Saturday, November 19, 2005, Darkest_Addiction
(44) wrote:
well ya never know the sick ass bastered could be screwing the dog
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On Saturday, November 19, 2005, elisa
(1616) wrote:
yup ....that's what i was afraid of.....yikes.