why dogs are better then g/f (as told to me by my ex)

By Darkest_Addiction

1. they love you no matter how fucked up you are

2.they dont care what time you get home their still happy to see you

3.they will stay with you even if your flat ass broke

4.you can chain them up anywere and it wont matter

and my personal fav....

5. you can play with other dogs and they wont care

*now i want to know if you can think of any more*

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© 2005 Erin mae mcavoy
Published on Saturday, November 19, 2005.     Filed under: "Ironic" and "List"
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  • Lux On Monday, August 26, 2013, Lux (281)By person wrote:

    This brought me up short of sweet comedy and then anger. Both a pretty picture to paint on someone else's cheeks. I hope to find the paint. Damned dogs.

  • Jaded Jezzabelle On Friday, October 13, 2006, Jaded Jezzabelle (328)By person wrote:

    they can lick thier own balls

  • DeviantxSeraph On Sunday, March 5, 2006, DeviantxSeraph (17)By person wrote:

    Wow...guys can be so amazingly retarded...you should of smacked him for comparing you to a dog and then told him to go get one...

  • ApathysKiss On Thursday, February 9, 2006, ApathysKiss (377)By person wrote:

    hahahahaha how strange i would use the same animal to differentiate with the male species....

  • Johny_D_Lewis On Sunday, January 8, 2006, Johny_D_Lewis (467)By person wrote:

    you can always bring another dog home to play with

  • JiNx On Saturday, November 26, 2005, JiNx (98)By person wrote:

    lol this made me giggle and I'd love to see one based on parents... My dog also gets jealous of others, humans or animals...

  • Dancing_Monkey On Sunday, November 20, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1236)By person wrote:

    Damn wonderland.. That sucks

  • Dancing_Monkey On Sunday, November 20, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1236)By person wrote:

    Ohh My dog gets jealus if I play with other dogs

  • A former member wrote: Mine pisses on my pillow when she gets mad. :(

  • Dancing_Monkey On Sunday, November 20, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1236)By person wrote:

    LMAO Manywalks

  • manywalks On Saturday, November 19, 2005, manywalks (748)By person wrote:

    Well, in the case of a bf instead of gf, you can atke them have their hoo-ha's chopped off and they'll still love you. But I am developing a headache right now, so thats probably just mean. ~ mw

  • cherietree On Saturday, November 19, 2005, cherietree (21)By person wrote:

    this is funny poem hey u should right one bout parents

  • Darkest_Addiction On Saturday, November 19, 2005, Darkest_Addiction (44)By person wrote:

    thats a good idea ill see what i can do

  • elisa On Saturday, November 19, 2005, elisa (1610)By person wrote:

    but ..............what about sex...?

  • Darkest_Addiction On Saturday, November 19, 2005, Darkest_Addiction (44)By person wrote:

    well ya never know the sick ass bastered could be screwing the dog

  • elisa On Saturday, November 19, 2005, elisa (1610)By person wrote:

    yup ....that's what i was afraid of.....yikes.

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