Mature content: badger tried to make out with my sister dude

Bananas are yellow
They’re mushy and long
And if you don’t like bananas
Then something is wrong
Keep buying bananas
And gummy bears too
Mix it together
And you have Banana Stew.
Now the bananas are dancing
And peeling off all their skin
I said stop that banana
And he said I have a fat chin.
bananas are burning
left and right
i hope they make smores
with bananas in tights




Mechanical Pencils
Sometimes they click
Mechanical Pencils
One bit off my dick
I said stop that you graphite
He said I’m from mars
I said why are you dressed weird
He said hes a transvestite named lars.
My dad was a pencil in WWII
And a mechanical one at that
one day i ran out of lead
and we got into a spat
a spat that led to sexual contact
and now we use ballpoint pens