she wasn`t a Playboy Bunny
By Devil lyn
she spat toothpaste
into the sink
mumbling
that there was
nothin`
``underground``
about my poetry
nothin` worthy
of Bukowski & ink;
she had
pink pubic hairs
and her old man
drank a lot of
nothin`
while I stood there
thinkin`
on how
I was a fool
to believe
easter eggs
fell
out of her snatch
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Copyright 2017 Devil lyn
Published on Wednesday, May 24, 2017.
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On Saturday, May 27, 2017, carlosjackal
(3016) wrote:
That closer caught me right out and had me laughing. Wonderful wit on display here.
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On Thursday, May 25, 2017, Queazenart
(212) wrote:
A great poetic middle finger. The subject of the poem sounds like they're secretly jealous or just an up-tight bitch, pardon my language. Great to see something new from you on the site, even if it is a short (yet succulently sweet) rant.
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On Thursday, May 25, 2017, Devil lyn
(368) wrote:
Hey, Q ... how are your books doing? ... Yeah [for the comment] and I think Hugh is to blame for stripping her of her House Bunny Crown;) ... Devlin
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On Wednesday, May 24, 2017, dwells
(4284) wrote:
The closing put a big bow around this Easter basket Dev, and guessing Mrs. Peter Cottontail fell from favor as the Spring turned to Summer. Cheers! - Dan
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On Thursday, May 25, 2017, Devil lyn
(368) wrote:
I think it was the toothpaste that did it, and I detest Summer!! Thanks, Dan, for the pretty bow wrapped around this great comment;) ... Devlin
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On Wednesday, May 24, 2017, molock
(314) wrote:
holy shit I laughed so hard I farted blood. all kidding aside it's so good to hear from you Devil lyn when my phone alerted me that you posted something new I danced a lil jig. missed ya sis. Cheers
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On Thursday, May 25, 2017, Devil lyn
(368) wrote:
Ah, Molock ... tear ... But hey, it`s nice to be back and to be received by one of DP`s great poets! So you farted blood? ... Hmm ... now there`s a cheerful thought! ... Later, bro ... Devlin
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On Wednesday, May 24, 2017, Quill
(48) wrote:
Everyone is the fool now and then. Great write and and perfect ending.
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On Thursday, May 25, 2017, Devil lyn
(368) wrote:
Thank You, Quill. Can you believe that there`s a partial truth to this poem? ... Devlin