The Merry King Of The Bush... An ode to the Kookaburra

By Malcholm Dark

It's good to be the king...

There is a king, a king is he
The merry King of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
Long live the King of ARhondaha.

There is a bush, a deep, black bush
The sacred bush of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
Behold the bush of ARhondaha.

Within he feasts, within that bush
Sweet scented bush of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
God bless the bush of ARhondaha.

Enter the jack...

I know this king, I know this bush
Known is the king of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
I am the jack of ARhondaha.

The king rides off, he takes his leave
Gone is the king from ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
And jack moves in on ARhondaha.

There is a lock and metal belts
Locked is the box of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The merry king laughs ha-ha ha-ha.
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...because he has the only key.

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Published on Friday, January 14, 2011. Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Comments on "The Merry King Of The Bush... An ode to the Kookaburra"

On Tuesday, April 1, 2014, DeepLoversPoet (50) wrote:

OMG I laughed my paints off. Hahahahahaha! This was very good and just plain awesome. Thank you for sharing I hope you keep writing. :)
On Sunday, January 16, 2011, ubiquitoussoul (346) wrote:

lol..this is something special for sure. I enjoyed this to the fullest.the voice of this is fantastic.. it echoes for many laughs on and on.. such a refresher on here..~smiles~excellente...
A former member wrote: HAHAHA! Fabulously crafted as always, my friend. This proves once again that inspiration can be found in the most peculiar of places, doesn't it? --Draven
On Saturday, January 15, 2011, alex herewane (150) wrote:

Kookaburras wake you at five in the morning with their crazy laugh, one more early call and he won't be so fucking merry. Man, you are the eight wonder of the world,lol keep writting.
On Saturday, January 15, 2011, DarkDruidess (326) wrote:

thanks for the laugh was needed...*bows*
On Friday, January 14, 2011, Meadowhawk (163) wrote:

Gave me a much needed smile, my Friend! Great thought. Well versed.
On Friday, January 14, 2011, lupus tenebrae (872) wrote:

I wonder what the inspiration for this was, or who I might ask lol. That's one key you shouldn't leave under the fake rock. A fine ode, write on.
A former member wrote: this reminds me of festival music...tells a humorous tale whilst having a certain beat to it...i actually sung it in my head while i read it....this poem is meant to be sung when read :)! write on!