I Love Clowns!

By CorruptedLittleGirl

I love clowns
More than myself
I have figures of clowns
Lined up on my shelf.
Clowns are so cool
Even when they're dead
I really love clowns
When they're sick in the head.
I have a few picutres
Of clowns who are crying
And a few more pictures
Of clowns who are dying.
I have this cool mask
Of a skeleton clown
His hair is red
And his teeth are brown.

I went to circus
First time, at age three
This cool-looking clown
Came and stomped up to me.
He took me on stage
And brought me into the act
I had so much fun
My friend, that's a fact!

But he took my nose!
So I took his!
Turns out he never really did take my nose
But I still have the one that I stole from him.
Haha! Sucker!

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Published on Saturday, June 14, 2003. Filed under: "Graphic Art"

Comments on "I Love Clowns!"

On Thursday, May 22, 2008, Dark Wing (51) wrote:

IT, kinda ruined clowns for me but an awesome pic and cool right
On Saturday, November 3, 2007, Niemand (361) wrote:

This is fun, and catchy, did you do the drawing?-Airi
On Sunday, November 4, 2007, CorruptedLittleGirl (253) wrote:

Thanks. I wish I had done the drawing. Alas, it is someone else's work.
On Monday, September 10, 2007, ThirdAuthor (9) wrote:

Good thing he didn't "take your pecker"
On Friday, September 22, 2006, Bluegirl (177) wrote:

EEK~ That's one scary clown! But the poem flows beautifully, and has a kind of a fun feel to it. :)
On Monday, November 28, 2005, Myrrhkuri the fallen one (94) wrote:

I like this poem like the killer klown from outer space pic too...did you draw it? later
On Wednesday, November 30, 2005, CorruptedLittleGirl (253) wrote:

Why thanks. I like that picture a lot too, but I unfortunately did not draw it. I found it randomly on the internet while searching for clowns.
A former member wrote: clowns dont really bother me, i know some people either love em or hate em, but dont think that they're funny either. good poem though, love the last line. well love the last verse really. good write.
On Tuesday, May 3, 2005, Kinkypoptart (555) wrote:

Great clown... but clowns scare the hell out of me... ~*~Tart~*~
On Wednesday, March 2, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54) wrote:

I like this, but I dont like clowns, sorry... *Raven*
On Thursday, September 16, 2004, Lifeless (39) wrote:

I'm coulrophobic. Clowns are the suck.
On Wednesday, September 8, 2004, Dayer (162) wrote:

Clowns rock, nice writing ;)
A former member wrote: Sex is no laughing matter. Unless it's w/a clown! ~Shane~
On Friday, April 9, 2004, Necromancer (71) wrote:

clowns, clowns, wonderful clowns, some are short and some are round, i love clowns, clowns are cool, i wish a clown ruled my school. hehehe my poem on clowns. Yours is better.~Justin
On Sunday, January 18, 2004, stormtalk (729) wrote:

Mm... nose in a jar... you know, Stephen King's "It" is the only movie that ever scared me.
A former member wrote: clowns seem so sad to me some freck me out all in all i love it great pic
On Wednesday, October 15, 2003, Daughter_Of_The_Moon (106) wrote:

Clowns eat little kids!!! AHHHHH!!! Very Creeepy
On Sunday, October 5, 2003, Drifter (268) wrote:

I wet myself and fell in love all at once! Love the pic
A former member wrote: Reminds me of where I live...you can never escape the clowns there.
On Saturday, September 6, 2003, smurfalwaz (13) wrote:

i love clowns...
On Thursday, August 14, 2003, Diva_Satanica (78) wrote:

yes clowns do rock. horray for clowns.-D.S
A former member wrote: clowns scare me. i really like your poem though. even though i am soooo scared of clowns!!!
A former member wrote: Can't sleep clown'll eat me... Can't sleep clown'll eat me... Can't sleep clown'll eat me... that clown is evil... poem was good.... clowns are evil... it tricked me into turning into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
On Sunday, June 15, 2003, SeekingNirvana (29) wrote:

i want to see a really hot chick in clown makeup one day. then my views on their deception upon children. good poem. i like the end a lot
A former member wrote: Clowns rule sooooo bad!The picture is absolutely wicked,kinda reminds me of the clown from that film "IT".Nice piece.
A former member wrote: Yeah Killer Klowns From Outerspace rules! I love evil clowns! I am an evil clown!
A former member wrote: Killer Clowns From Outer Space...now there was a B movie anybody could love...
On Sunday, June 15, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (253) wrote:

lol damn right!
On Saturday, June 14, 2003, manywalks (750) wrote:

Yep, that was a hoot. ~ wen
On Saturday, June 14, 2003, manywalks (750) wrote:

Evil vermen clowns are. ~ mw
On Saturday, June 14, 2003, Six-Out (1435) wrote:

AHHHHH! Clowns are EVIL! Please don't post pictures of them. *runs and cowers in corner*
On Sunday, June 15, 2003, hate_doll (265) wrote:

AHH! ::runs with jon into the corner:: fuckin' freaky shit, man...but cool poem and pic...for...agh ::shudders::...clowns...
On Thursday, November 6, 2003, wilted (256) wrote:

eh, whitney...get over it. Loved the picture and the poem was cool too. Rather silly at the end. Unexpected twist.
On Sunday, June 15, 2003, diavolessa (208) wrote:

The drawing is really cool, the red color and everything, but I am terrified of clowns too. I just can't stand them. brrrr *hides*
On Saturday, June 14, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (253) wrote:

lol don't worry. I'll only FILL UP THE REST OF MY PROFILE WITH THEM!!!
On Saturday, June 14, 2003, Saint_Reaper (203) wrote:

this poem kicks ass....but i dont really prefere clowns...great write, keep it up!!!
A former member wrote: Clowns do kick ass! nice write
A former member wrote: clowns rock