Tweet-Tweet

By Malcholm Dark

She's my Canary sweet, tweet-tweet
A soiled dove who walks the street.
A polished knob, shined with discrete
The pleasure's all mine, what a treat!

This wanting comes from within
It's always unwanted and then;
Spells and hoodoo plagued by sin
But I always leave with a grin.

I'm an old nasty Kat
A bad ol' puddy tat.
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I love Tweety's pie
...tweet-tweet!

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Published on Wednesday, December 8, 2010. Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

to all you whore hounds out there, this is for you

Comments on "Tweet-Tweet"

On Tuesday, April 1, 2014, DeepLoversPoet (50) wrote:

I put you in my favorites I loved this one I'll tweet* to that... Thanks for sharing I hope to read more. :)
On Friday, December 10, 2010, DarkDruidess (313) wrote:

I will still be grinning over this one sometime tonight. Great write love the play on words."tweet"!
On Thursday, December 9, 2010, Meadowhawk (160) wrote:

Great play on words, my Friend! Love the thought!
A former member wrote: Wow:)that was black masked or something.meaning hidden between the lines...maybe Mr.Dark will be kind enough to clear this up:)
On Thursday, December 9, 2010, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

Like Charlie Sheen, he should be at home with his wife but he just can't do it. whore hounding
On Wednesday, December 8, 2010, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

"A polished knob, shined with discrete". Either my mind is too far into the gutter, or I'm hyper like a crack head today, but that part gave me a hearty chuckle ;). A verry humorous read, write on my friend.
A former member wrote: lol... I'm not sure exactly what I just read, but um... it gave me a devilish grin :) fun read, man, keep em comin .