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Won't You Dine With Me
By Malcholm Dark
Hey
there you tasty baby
There won't be any maybe
Soon as you
drink my drug-laced tea.
I got chainsaws, hacksaws
And sharp knives galore.
With handsaws, table saws
And
a shop full of gore...
Come on baby won't you dine with
me.
I know you think I'm crazy
Your mind now becomes
hazy
Soon to be my brand new recipe.
I got hay hooks,
meat hooks
And things that will kill.
With snuff-books, cookbooks
And a big pot to fill...
Come on baby won't you dine
with me.
You are tied up, good lookin'
Can you guess
what I'm cookin'
Soon to be digesting inside me.
I
got rump-roast, leg-roast
Serving fava beans too.
With giblets
over toast
Seasoned through and through...
Thank-you
baby for dinning with me.
You are...
Mouth watering
Lip smacking
Finger licking
Good!
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Copyright 2010 Malcholm Dark
Author's Note:
pour yourself a glass of Chianti, then Bon AppetiteComments on "Won't You Dine With Me"
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A former member wrote:
Great rhyme and flow to this very witty piece. You could almost sing buddy holly's maybe baby to it.
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A former member wrote:
I laughed at the end ! Which really caught me off guard, the tone of this is so dark... Brilliant
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On Thursday, May 17, 2012, Little_Zombie
(33)
wrote:
Just had to say it to a beat I love it so dark but yet something else. but I'll be happy to dine with you
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On Saturday, October 23, 2010, Miztaken4beauty
(177) wrote:
Remind me, dear Malcholm, to bring my own tea...
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On Thursday, October 7, 2010, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...lyrical, whimsical, psychotic...this is the stuff I love to see...funny how Vampira pegged me for liking this; she was definitely spot on... :P
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On Thursday, October 7, 2010, lupus tenebrae
(872) wrote:
Another brilliant piece.This just reinforces that Hannibal Lecter should have his own cooking show. I was actually starting to get hungry, dismembered people never sounded so good. Write on my friend.
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