Dump On You

By Malcholm Dark

You do up my laundry and you cook my food
I scream in your face when I'm in the mood.
You wash my truck then wax it up good
I want, you give like all women should.
--You are my whole life when I think of us
so I drive the truck and you ride the bus.
--You take an occasional lump or two
'cause I like it best...
                  when I dump on you!

You are my honeydew: honey do this, honey do that
So just keep yourself nice and lose some more fat.
You hand wash the toilets and polish the floor
You are one lucky lady who needs nothing more.
--You are my whole life when I think of us
so I drive the truck and you ride the bus.
--You take an occasional lump or two
'cause I like it best...
                  when I dump on you!

The dog gets enraged when you walk by the gate
So I'll drive to work, at the bus stop you wait.
I spend our money on me when we get paid
It's so nice to have a free live in maid.
--You are my whole life when I think of us
I do as I please without any such fuss.
--You take my back-hand and left-hook too
'cause you are the best...
                       when I dump on you!

Now my body is aching--I am laid up in bed
I haven't seen a doctor, but soon I'll be dead.
And the insurance will make you fairly rich
You poisoned me dear, you sick twisted witch!
--Was I your whole life when you thought of us?
Now you drive the truck, I can't make a fuss.
--A slow feed of arsenic and soon you'll be free
after me dumping on you...
                        you've dumped back on me!

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Published on Tuesday, April 6, 2010. Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Comments on "Dump On You"

On Thursday, April 8, 2010, Miztaken4beauty (176) wrote:

I think he got what he deserved. delicious. She gave and gave; he took and took. revenge is ice cream, cold and sweet.
On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Rowan (197) wrote:

hehehe you always know how to put a smile on my face, even it's a wicked grin. I almost felt sorry for the poor fellow...almost. What a wonderful (and dare I say well deserved) twist of fate. Awesome write Malcholm! Loved it.
A former member wrote: haha this was a fun read no doubt.. perfectly crafted. So rude.... sad to think for some it may be true... and yet in the end we find...... we reap what we've sown behind... lol nice work, thanks for the smile.
On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

thanks A, you hit that right on the head.... what goes around comes around....
On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

That was awesome, it was so unexpected at the end, succumbing to arsenic poisoning, brutal, the wife turned into a homicidal gold digger lol, got his truck even without a divorce hearing, well done thanks for sharing.
On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

thanks PW, I think a good poisoning can be as effective as an axe...lol... homicidal gold digger, I like that.....
On Monday, July 8, 2013, Malice In Wonderland (976) wrote:

how the fuck does this make her a homicidal gold digger? lol. sh wanted to kill the guy....the insurance and truck are merely a well deserved bonus.... I liked this a lot. haha. karma is a bloody bitch. :D
A former member wrote: Wow this was great! A lovely twist at the end. No wonder so many women are in prison for killing their husbands lol
On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

thanks L K, as humorous as I tried to keep it there was the underlying abuse and revenge factor....
A former member wrote: I've gotta say I didn't see that coming so swiftly. I like your "take my wife please" humor.
On Tuesday, April 6, 2010, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

thanks, I believe as a DP you have to jump back and forth from dark to light.... you tend to be stagnate if you remain in one place too long...