My Forseen Eulogy
By T-Nothing
The Forsaken-Land Telegraph. Obituaries.
Today,
or was it yesterday?...
Anyway,
Mr. Nameless And.
Faceless was found dead in, some town, at 1:26 am or something, due
to a disease called "empty-insideious."
Mr. Nameless A.
Faceless had been suffering from this rare, yet... somewhat common
disease for many years, and finally lost his battle trying to cope
with the extreme physical, and mental pain that comes along with
the disease, and all that stuff
Mr. Faceless was born, one
day, a few years ago, and resided in... some small town or something,
near that one place that god made then forgot about.
He is
survived by his father, Bastard Of'a Man, and His mother, A'soul Of
Gold (maiden name, Such Kind-Caring Hands.)
Mr. Faceless
had a younger sister, or so this one dude told us, Beautifully Innocent
(8 years of age, or somewhere around there), who he prayed for everyday.
Reason being, in his own words he "knew what was in store for her later
on down the road," and that he "made it out, and hoped that she could
find the strength to do the same."
Mr. Nameless A. Faceless
didn't have many "friends" more like "acquaintances", and even those,
he slowly lost contact with throughout... that thing he called a life.
He did, how ever... have hopes and dreams though, all of which
were pretty much squashed during his early teenage years, or realized
they were just too far-fetched for the actual world.
Memorial
services will be held... sometime soon for Mr. Nameless A. Faceless,
as soon as we can raise enough money from the donation cans we have
sat up in local convenient stores and through charity bake sales and,
any other way we can get money to put that poor bastard in the ground.
If nothing more important comes along we will try to keep you posted
on Mr. Nameless A. Faceless in the up-coming weeks.
Author's Note:
kinda cheesy i know, but i thought it would be somewhat interesting thing to write about, something else to put my own twist on, and i think it turned out rather nice hahaComments on "My Forseen Eulogy"
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On Tuesday, September 28, 2010, Riven Waker
(317) wrote:
a brilliant piece with a post-modern feel - quite humorous & enchanting despite itself
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On Friday, March 12, 2010, Dilated View
(582) wrote:
I think it turned out rather nice as well. Light and refreshing and yet the humor didn't take away from the frustrating message within. A good first of the morning selection to get my day going. Nicely written.
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On Monday, February 22, 2010, Malcholm Dark
(806) wrote:
Nicely done, a well conceived and written piece of brilliancy or something. lol. Enjoyable, thanks.
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On Monday, February 22, 2010, Musik2MyEyes
(192) wrote:
Ok after this I will be making myself a note to check out your entire profile. Because I found this both entertaining and tugging at my heart. Overall I am sitting here with a sadness starting to cover over me ... tempted to read it over and over. Knowing you wrote this from your heart. I saw the twisted humor...I use that form of cover myself. Maybe that is why I liked it so much. I related to it...to you. -Thank you for posting this- (wants to write my own now)
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On Monday, February 22, 2010, lupus tenebrae
(860) wrote:
It's interesting alright, I think it worked out rather nicely. Now I can say that I read a twisted eulogy lol. Very unique write, I don't know if it's been done before, but it's a first for me. Thanks for sharing.