My Forseen Eulogy

By T-Nothing

The Forsaken-Land Telegraph. Obituaries.
Today,
or was it yesterday?...
Anyway,
Mr. Nameless And. Faceless was found dead in, some town, at 1:26 am or something, due to a disease called "empty-insideious."

Mr. Nameless A. Faceless had been suffering from this rare, yet... somewhat common disease for many years, and finally lost his battle trying to cope with the extreme physical, and mental  pain that comes along with the disease, and all that stuff

Mr. Faceless was born, one day, a few years ago, and resided in... some small town or something, near that one place that god made then forgot about.

He is survived by his father, Bastard Of'a Man, and His mother, A'soul Of Gold (maiden name, Such Kind-Caring Hands.)

Mr. Faceless had a younger sister, or so this one dude told us,  Beautifully Innocent (8 years of age, or somewhere around there), who he prayed for everyday. Reason being, in his own words he "knew what was in store for her later on down the road," and that he "made it out, and hoped that she could find the strength to do the same."

Mr. Nameless A. Faceless didn't have many "friends" more like "acquaintances", and even those, he slowly lost contact with throughout... that thing he called a life.

He did, how ever... have hopes and dreams though, all of which were pretty much squashed during his early teenage years, or realized they were just too far-fetched for the actual world.

Memorial services will be held... sometime soon for Mr. Nameless A. Faceless, as soon as we can raise enough money from the donation cans we have sat up in local convenient stores and through charity bake sales and, any other way we can get money to put that poor bastard in the ground. If nothing more important comes along we will try to keep you posted on Mr. Nameless A. Faceless in the up-coming  weeks.

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Copyright 2010 T-Nothing
Published on Monday, February 22, 2010.     Filed under:

Author's Note:

kinda cheesy i know, but i thought it would be somewhat interesting thing to write about, something else to put my own twist on, and i think it turned out rather nice haha
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  • Riven Waker On Tuesday, September 28, 2010, Riven Waker (323)By person wrote:

    a brilliant piece with a post-modern feel - quite humorous & enchanting despite itself

  • Dilated View On Friday, March 12, 2010, Dilated View (583)By person wrote:

    I think it turned out rather nice as well. Light and refreshing and yet the humor didn't take away from the frustrating message within. A good first of the morning selection to get my day going. Nicely written.

  • Malcholm Dark On Monday, February 22, 2010, Malcholm Dark (810)By person wrote:

    Nicely done, a well conceived and written piece of brilliancy or something. lol. Enjoyable, thanks.

  • Musik2MyEyes On Monday, February 22, 2010, Musik2MyEyes (193)By person wrote:

    Ok after this I will be making myself a note to check out your entire profile. Because I found this both entertaining and tugging at my heart. Overall I am sitting here with a sadness starting to cover over me ... tempted to read it over and over. Knowing you wrote this from your heart. I saw the twisted humor...I use that form of cover myself. Maybe that is why I liked it so much. I related to it...to you. -Thank you for posting this- (wants to write my own now)

  • lupus tenebrae On Monday, February 22, 2010, lupus tenebrae (872)By person wrote:

    It's interesting alright, I think it worked out rather nicely. Now I can say that I read a twisted eulogy lol. Very unique write, I don't know if it's been done before, but it's a first for me. Thanks for sharing. Scholar

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