Tic Toc

By mywristshurt

Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tockity tic.
The sound of my clock
Makes me sick.

Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tockity toc.
I hate the sound of clocks
I'm getting rid of it.

Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tickity toc.
I hope the mouse dies
When he runs up the clock.

Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tic toc,
Tickity tic.
If it tics one more time
I will smash the shit into bits.

Tic
(Clock get smashed by hammer)
I told you to shut the hell up,
And this is what you get!

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© 2006 MyNameis_MrsTwinkle
Published on Wednesday, December 6, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: thats why i like watches..they dont tic loudly:)

  • Dissolving Poet On Wednesday, December 6, 2006, Dissolving Poet (560)By person wrote:

    I think the ending could have ended a different way.. It didn't really fit with the rest of it. I liked it very much though heh.. I hate clocks and this made it all the more enjoyable. ~Mirrored

  • Lady Grinning Soul On Wednesday, December 6, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul (143)By person wrote:

    *giggles* i wish i could do this to my clocks..... but i dont because i need them to tell time.


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