Betacarotene instead of nicotine

By veingo

It's like this.


You take some potato skins,
and some orange peels,
and some wheat-grass,


and you roll it up in some easy-widers.



We'll smoke vitamins people!


Then they can't say shit!


Ya go to the drive through, and it'll be
all like "Yeah, can I get a pack of Centrum Lights,
and a Pepsi?.......Thanks.



Then later at the restaurant when you light up,
and the osteoporosi-fied old lady at the next table
gives ya a glare, & that fake-ass *KOFF KOFF*

You can say, "that's a nasty cough ya got there.
Too bad ya don't smoke.
And by the way, I see you're having the steamed vegetables.
No nutrients in that.
Bet ya wish you had some of this *PUFF PUFF*,
Don't ya?

HA HA HA!



HA HA HA!



HA HA HA!

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© 2006 veingo
Published on Sunday, September 17, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Rant"
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  • carlosjackal On Friday, December 29, 2017, carlosjackal (3011)By person wrote:

    Hicksian brilliance at work here.

  • just breath On Thursday, March 22, 2007, just breath (39)By person wrote:

    What a good idea, I want some - fuck the old lady and her false Koff - all she does is winge

  • Sin On Thursday, March 1, 2007, Sin (1168)By person wrote:

    lol...im trying to quit smoking, i havent had one in a day and a half...im starting to get a lil bitchy :(

  • Sparadic On Tuesday, January 9, 2007, Sparadic (5)By person wrote:

    Heheh That would make my year!

  • A former member wrote: LoL, Ron. you are one crazy guy. LMAO! Your a good ][Nstant ][Nsanity

  • A former member wrote: out.standing.. .ness

  • K_Love On Sunday, September 17, 2006, K_Love (525)By person wrote:

    Lmao. Very original, V. A good laugh is needed sometimes, I'll have to agree with Sharon on that one. :-p

  • Cattarax On Sunday, September 17, 2006, Cattarax (215)By person wrote:

    HA HA HA .. I read this in another place .. it made me die so hard laughing .. and here I can comment on it .. and I have to say I know where you are coming from .. thanks for the laugh ~T~

  • veingo On Sunday, September 17, 2006, veingo (533)By person wrote:

    Hehe Yeah, this won't stay up for long. I was just in a mood.

  • A former member wrote: I don't think it's vitamins or nicotine you've been smoking but it is in the alphabet soup...

  • veingo On Sunday, September 17, 2006, veingo (533)By person wrote:

    :P

  • Bluegirl On Sunday, September 17, 2006, Bluegirl (177)By person wrote:

    LOL. This one made me giggle. Too funny! :D

  • TaintedButterfly On Sunday, September 17, 2006, TaintedButterfly (670)By person wrote:

    ROFL! You ain't right and that's what I find so utterly adorable about you!!! Love it... *sticks tongue out* :P haha!

  • Lady Grinning Soul On Sunday, September 17, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul (145)By person wrote:

    *giggles* yeah i wish i had some of that stuffs!


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