Betacarotene instead of nicotine
By veingo
It's like this.
You take some potato skins,
and some orange peels,
and some wheat-grass,
and you roll it up in some easy-widers.
We'll smoke vitamins people!
Then they can't say shit!
Ya go to the drive through, and it'll be
all like "Yeah, can I get a pack of Centrum Lights,
and a Pepsi?.......Thanks.
Then later at the restaurant when you light up,
and the osteoporosi-fied old lady at the next table
gives ya a glare, & that fake-ass *KOFF KOFF*
You can say, "that's a nasty cough ya got there.
Too bad ya don't smoke.
And by the way, I see you're having the steamed vegetables.
No nutrients in that.
Bet ya wish you had some of this *PUFF PUFF*,
Don't ya?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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© 2006 veingo
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On Friday, December 29, 2017, carlosjackal
(2788) wrote:
Hicksian brilliance at work here.
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On Thursday, March 22, 2007, just breath
(39) wrote:
What a good idea, I want some - fuck the old lady and her false Koff - all she does is winge
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On Thursday, March 1, 2007, Sin
(1135) wrote:
lol...im trying to quit smoking, i havent had one in a day and a half...im starting to get a lil bitchy :(
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On Tuesday, January 9, 2007, Sparadic
(5) wrote:
Heheh That would make my year!
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A former member wrote:
LoL, Ron. you are one crazy guy. LMAO! Your a good ][Nstant ][Nsanity
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A former member wrote:
out.standing.. .ness
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, K_Love
(525) wrote:
Lmao. Very original, V. A good laugh is needed sometimes, I'll have to agree with Sharon on that one. :-p
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, Cattarax
(210) wrote:
HA HA HA .. I read this in another place .. it made me die so hard laughing .. and here I can comment on it .. and I have to say I know where you are coming from .. thanks for the laugh ~T~
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, veingo
(526) wrote:
Hehe Yeah, this won't stay up for long. I was just in a mood.
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A former member wrote:
I don't think it's vitamins or nicotine you've been smoking but it is in the alphabet soup...
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, veingo
(526) wrote:
:P
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, Bluegirl
(177) wrote:
LOL. This one made me giggle. Too funny! :D
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, TaintedButterfly
(653) wrote:
ROFL! You ain't right and that's what I find so utterly adorable about you!!! Love it... *sticks tongue out* :P haha!
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On Sunday, September 17, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul
(143) wrote:
*giggles* yeah i wish i had some of that stuffs!