I once knew this girl named Dread,
who's eyes always looked fairly red.
I could never quite tell,
though she often did smell.
Turns out she was truly Undead.


After covering the dark circles under her eyes,
and using a spray to repel all the flies.
She looked as good as new,
if you ignored the green-ish hue.
So I took her home as a surprise.


My parents found her to be a little bit odd.
When they asked about Family she'd just nod.
Then she let out a few moans,
and ate their flesh from their bones.
I'll admit my plan was hasty and flawed.

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So maybe I'm just a little insane.
She's now dowstairs tied to a chain.
She's only tried to bite me twice,
and I must admit it's kinda nice...
Having someone want me for my brain.