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Ode to my Toaster
By brokensme
My dear toaster
How are you this fine day?
Toaster, tell me whats
wrong?
Why are you in so much pain?
Is your tail ok?
Do your buttons still work?
Does your nose still turn you on?
Have your coils become undone?
You, my toaster, are in perfect
condition
Just a little dirty
But hey, so am I
Shall we
bathe together my toaster?
The water is warm
Push down
your nose
Plug in your tail
Hop in my toaster!
You
won't do it yourself?
Well i need you in here now
It will put
my world at peace
Help me please my toaster...
Fine, i
guess i have to drop you in myself
You aren't good foranything toaster
I have one last request for you
Kill me Toaster
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Copyright 2013 brokensme
Published on Tuesday, March 19, 2013.
Filed under:
"Poetry"
Comments on "Ode to my Toaster"
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On Tuesday, March 19, 2013, soul_versing
(774)
wrote:
I'll save you...bad toaster how dare you.. lol LoVe your imagination it amuses me.. :)
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On Tuesday, March 19, 2013, Devilish
(2633) wrote:
Damn.. I had been wanting to read this and couldnt figure out why i hadn't .. now i know. this is tragically lovely. i dont want you to die ofcourse. i hope the toaster doesnt answer you . much love baby.
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On Tuesday, March 19, 2013, BrokenKatra
(61) wrote:
funny then sad.. i hate it..but it is really well written x.x and no taking baths with toasters..you can take a bath with a peach instead :D
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