Tall Trees Suck

By Malcholm Dark

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Tall trees are to me,
the stuff matches are made of.

Fire up the chain saws!

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Yes, I have read them
and felt their inner meaning.

But dude, haiku sucks!

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Copyright 2012 Malcholm Dark
Published on Friday, October 12, 2012.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

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  • PoetessDarkly On Sunday, November 25, 2012, PoetessDarkly (693)By person wrote:

    hahaha keep all the tree huggers chained to the trunk, Let loose the chainsaw . lol just teasing but I know what you mean about haiku, can't write it for nothing. great pen!

  • lupus tenebrae On Sunday, October 14, 2012, lupus tenebrae (860)By person wrote:

    How awesome of you to pay homage to me, seriously though, anyone that thinks haiku sucks wouldn't be as good at it as you. *Binds self to tree in protest* Scholar

  • A former member wrote: I loved the trees until one day i got struck by one of them in my drunken driving sessions :/ and don't you hate when you are trying to write haiku but the syllables never seems to match up :/ Damn it *breaks keyboard * thanks for sharing :D Scholar

  • dwells On Friday, October 12, 2012, dwells (4177)By person wrote:

    Tall trees are so wise, but how soon they do forget, the little acorn - Cheers!

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