come one! come all!
to the human zoo!
after collecting all the species,
its time for our grand unvieling!
what a lovely crowd we have today.
my good people,
are you ready to feast your eyes
on the most vile specimens alive?

here to your right,
we have the sly cheating boyfriend!!!
notice how the is tied to a post,
with no food,
no water.
and how he is guarded
by the flaming woman,
who caught him in the act.
now, observe what happens
when he attempts to apologize...
-smack!!!-
and there you have it!
how interesting!!
onto the next exibhit.

if you look to your left,
behold, perhaps the most disgusting of all,
the fatally annoying prep.
attention audience!
if you begin to feel ill,
the paper bags are free!
view her almost orange skin,
its a known fact that these awful creatures
tan their bodies with bright lights
until they drastically change colors!
gaze at her apparel,
nothing but pink flowers
and shiny glitter
her lips are brighter than clothes,
and she wears enough make up
to paint a whole house.
now, examine what happens when she is told
that she cant have the nail polish she wants...
-sobs uncontrollably-
what a pathetic being.

im sure some of you
have already caught a glimpse
of the next habitat over.
ladies and gentlemen,
meet the oversexed skank.
men in the audience,
you may want to take a few steps back.
she will grab you
and pull you in faster than you think.
and that truly is a bad thing,
since she is filled with dieases.
its not hard to see what she really is.
with every ounce of her nearly popping out
of her puny, two sizes too small clothing.
mothers, sheild your babies innocent eyes,
for we are about to demonstrate
just how sad she really is.
you are about to witness what happens,
when we lower a young man into her cage.
-man screaming and crying-
now before she scars you all for life,
lets continue.

we have many more types of humans
here at the human zoo,
feel free to look around.
stay as long as you like,
visit our stoners, our drunks,
our liars, our theives,
our rapists, our murderers,
our cheerleaders, our jocks,
our nerds, and our goths.
do whatever your heart desires,
they are here for your amusement.
and when the day is over,
i sincerely wish
that you enjoyed your time
at the human zoo.