Wiener Rap

By Malcholm Dark

               Used to be my buttercup
               Now she uses a spit cup
               What happened-what's up
               Man, this is messed up!

              Tell me have you seen her
               Muscle bound and meaner
                 Baby's got a wiener.

               Used to be my loving cup
              Now she has a mustache cup
                 And drives a pickup
               Man, this is messed up!

              Tell me have you seen her
               Muscle bound and meaner
                 Baby's got a wiener.

                   What's going on?
                     What's going on?
She's got a bulge, it's growing long.
                     What's going on?
                   What's going on?

                Used to be my dixie cup
              She turned into a wolf pup
             I think it's time to break up
           Tell you what, this is messed up!

                   What's going on?
                     What's going on?
   She went King Kong, got a long dong.
                     What's going on?
                   What's going on?

                 Baby's got a wiener.
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                  And that's messed up!

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Published on Thursday, December 30, 2010. Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Comments on "Wiener Rap"

On Wednesday, January 12, 2011, DarkDruidess (313) wrote:

Oh this cracked me up....lmao
A former member wrote: lmao. fun read! Stay away from the drag queens! lol. Thanks for the laugh, impeccably written, as always :)
A former member wrote: Lol:) hilarious...hey sometimes i think are you that kind of man who writes from experiences:) "and that is messed up" amazing write thanks for sharing:)
On Friday, December 31, 2010, theXkevorkian (64) wrote:

Thats messed up Bro ..... I like it though.... Write On :)
On Thursday, December 30, 2010, AtlaS (49) wrote:

attention seeking poem seeks attention... been there man,,,
A former member wrote: hahahaha this was hilarious. wonderfully written. Thanks for sharing.
On Thursday, December 30, 2010, Poetic-Realm (253) wrote:

hahahahaha wowwww thats hilarious. baby's got a wiener!!!
A former member wrote: LOL. nice poem, well rhymed and hilarious ;p
On Thursday, December 30, 2010, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

If only we were in the 90's, this would be that hit song playing on the radio all day. The structure of this piece was just as hysterical as the content. I guess as times change, so do genders lol, Write on.