Thoughts Of A Madman
By Malcholm Dark
Send
my regards to the man in the moon...
I should be allowed
to regress within my own degradation
Without giving over my thoughts
to a fucking psychiatrist.
He, who placed my mind in a mental pillory
Now on public display.
Pardon me, while I partake in
my medication
Uh-h-h, m-m-m, yes!
I love it when they deliver
it to my cell
Better than Dominos.
Now, allow
me to regale you
Here are some mental trappings...
Ever wonder why no one can hear you scream in outer-space?
Because,
no one gives a rat's ass!
If you are a person who appreciates
silent serenity
Then shut the fuck up!!!
If hiding
in dark, quiet places is your thing
Try a locked freezer--remember
the space theory.
If a colder climate is your cup of
tea
Try the freezer idea, one that is working.
If
a purring cat upon my lap is so calming
Why is there always screaming
and fur flying
When they knead their claws into my junk?
If Geronimo leaped from high places
What would he cry out?
M
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Hide this one away
Tuck it back somewhere
Keep it with you always...
Rid yourself of all cryptomneasia and confabulations
Now, and throughout
your entire life-time
This includes all your past and future lives
as well.
And finally...
When the mouse gets off
the wheel
The rat would do good to hide himself.
The voices are calling me
The narcotic is kicking in
God bless
opium based medicines
...goodbye!
Author's Note:
A mish-mash of insanity... Sorry about the Geronimo thing... Bad writing almost never precludes stupidity.Comments on "Thoughts Of A Madman"
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On Saturday, April 19, 2014, sIo
(898) wrote:
Fucking fantastic. Wow.
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A former member wrote:
I liked the Geronimo part. One because that's the first time I realized he was an actual person, and two because it reminded me of Demitri Martin's kind of humor. I love him! lol
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On Tuesday, May 11, 2010, A Life Without You
(146) wrote:
a most excellent piece indeed MD
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On Monday, May 10, 2010, Wiccad
(124) wrote:
This was out there, where everyone hopes not to be. Enjoyed this made me smile with curiosity.
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On Monday, May 10, 2010, Miztaken4beauty
(176) wrote:
I've actually had some of these thoughts.. >_> But entertaining write, Mal. I've come to expect no less.
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On Monday, May 10, 2010, lupus tenebrae
(860) wrote:
It certainly was a mish mash, and an entertaining one at that. Even madmen have to keep their minds occupied somehow, and these thoughts are just the things for them. The Geronimo part was funny, in a bad pun sort of way lol, well done Dark.