Funny how it rhymes with D day.
here are my top ten reasons why I hate V/D day (oh the irony)

-david letterman style

10. It's in February. Not spring. Not summer. Fucking February.
9. It isn't a national holiday. Not even in the states. How fun is that?
I want a day OFF.
8. It makes all men paranoid. Need I say more?
7. Women expect too much. Which makes a man more paranoid. (I said more)
6. Homosexuals get no, I repeat NO representation for this day. Despite all the pink and red (just playing). No really, I'm sure if I was gay, this day would not be on my list.
5. Kids expect nothing but more sugar. (WTH?)
4. Victoria's Secret. Everyone knows she's already rich.
3. Stuffed animals. COME ON- GROW UP
2. I never get those cool candy/cards I used to get in school, even if I wasn't on the V list.


and the number one reason I'm ANTI-V/D day.

1. David


*It's been one year since I wrote this and I'm glad to say, this day, although quite a setup for disappointment at times-
is much less painful thanks to the motherfucker of all feats...
forgiveness.