The Ice Cream Man

By CorruptedLittleGirl

Taunting me daily
He summons me with his truck full of treats
And that annoying, repetitive, perpetual music
SHUT THE HELL UP! I think to myself
But all I hear is that god damn music
Ringing in my ears
It says to me "Come, Sara! Come let me fatten you up!"
NOOOOO! I say. I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
"Oh yes you will!" the music tells me
Hurry the fuck up! I scream in my head
Why the hell is this thing still in front of my house?
Leave already!
I give in.
"I'll take a double scoop of swirl, please"

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Published on Sunday, April 13, 2003. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on "The Ice Cream Man"

On Sunday, May 15, 2016, Selenophile (22) wrote:

Love it. Funny. I feel the same. Lol.
On Saturday, January 8, 2005, Emptyness Inside Me (171) wrote:

greta job on this piece, reading this was just what i needed, it left a smile on my face great job :) ~Emptyness~
A former member wrote: Was he the ice cream man, Sara, or just the EYESCREAM man? Tasty. Remember Hansel & Gretel? I did when I read this. ~Shane~
A former member wrote: I once did a poem about the ice cream man, it was sick, I wish I still had it, I thought it was great, I erased a lot of old stuff though, oh well,This was good~whort_diddy
A former member wrote: Ever seen the original Spawn, the one they aired at midnights on HBO years back (it's on dvd now)? That's the truth about the real ice cream man...**shiver**
A former member wrote: Hey that movie rocked... so much fire...
A former member wrote: Oh how his music beckons. Soooo evil, yet so tasty. I will have a scoooop of pastachio. YUM!
A former member wrote: mmmmm.... Ice cream
On Sunday, April 20, 2003, liquid_emotion (323) wrote:

not exactly my feelings of the icecream man *laugh* but oh, so interesting
A former member wrote: LOL.scream all you want.you know you want to suck on a blow pop!!
A former member wrote: hahaha nice job! i guess this is a nonsense poem?
On Monday, April 14, 2003, Wren (37) wrote:

Ice cream! You scream! We all cream for I scream! Weee!
On Sunday, April 20, 2003, liquid_emotion (323) wrote:

and hear I was thinking we all screamed for icecream!
A former member wrote: yay ice cream
On Sunday, April 13, 2003, Stranger (264) wrote:

The dieters nemesis. Nice!
A former member wrote: lol thx for the laugh, we definitely need it from time to time.
On Sunday, April 13, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (80) wrote:

aww, i love it! i can relate! high 5!!!
On Sunday, April 13, 2003, SnowQueen (59) wrote:

lmao... cute.. we all hate and love the evil ice cream man..