Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray? That’s the
worst lie I have ever heard, almost. The worst lie I ever
heard was the one about the frog and the sheep and bump,
bump,nvm, i'll tell you later. But this one comes close,
I mean, come on, have any of you ever licked an ashtray?
Well I have, and I’ve also kissed a smoker, there is no
similarity at all and who ever decided to spread this bald
lie should be shot in the ear with a poisoned dart.
Lickingan ashtray leaves a residue in your mouth like none
other, kissing a smoker tastes like smoke, but leaves
almost no residue at all. Don’t believe me? Try it for
your self and then tell me I’m lying.
Plus the ashes taste kind of chalky.

On a lighter note, kissing a chewer is like drinking from
his spit bottle. Try it; it tastes almost exactly the same.


~AR Davis