Crouching poet, Hidden Limerick

By AbjectColloquialist

There once was a dame from Green Bay,
She had the big boobs, so they say,
Whenever she went out,
She would wave them about,
Shes killed thirteen men to this day.

Baudy baudy baudy.

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Copyright 2004 AbjectColloquialist
Published on Saturday, September 25, 2004.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • carlosjackal On Sunday, February 16, 2020, carlosjackal (2787)By person wrote:

    Haha..So much fun and the "punch" was knockout hilarious :)

  • Echoes of Orpheus On Tuesday, June 17, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (357)By person wrote:

    ahaha, this was good :P

  • A_Puppet_Show On Wednesday, October 18, 2006, A_Puppet_Show (163)By person wrote:

    hahaha..funny bouncing limerick

  • A former member wrote: "Baudy baudy baudy." Very clever. 'Couch potatoe, hide the beans!' (Sorry 'bout that last part). Well done; love the limerick. Is she a Packer(s)?

  • Lotophagi On Saturday, January 15, 2005, Lotophagi (333)By person wrote:

    ach, I love this most. :P

  • Lotophagi On Saturday, January 15, 2005, Lotophagi (333)By person wrote:

    oh, and the title.... oh my, it is the title of all titles..... just simply awesome.

  • SilentStalker On Sunday, January 9, 2005, SilentStalker (1047)By person wrote:

    ...limericks are fun no matter the subject, and are by far one of the most enjoyable small fry of poem writing...you may just convince me to try my hand at a few more... Scholar

  • A former member wrote: silly..this is funny Scholar

  • spaniellie On Wednesday, January 5, 2005, spaniellie (76)By person wrote:

    lol, i love it.

  • Spiritus_Frumenti On Tuesday, November 23, 2004, Spiritus_Frumenti (340)By person wrote:

    hehehe...this reminds of carlon's stuff...-l-

  • Solace On Monday, September 27, 2004, Solace (1065)By person wrote:

    hahahahahaha i'm beginning to like this style...very cool stuff

  • A former member wrote: this is funny

  • A former member wrote: I'm a sucker for big tits! *(blushes)* ~Shane~

  • BleedSilver On Saturday, September 25, 2004, BleedSilver (298)By person wrote:

    lmfao...this is hilarious...You also definately have some issues. lol...

  • A former member wrote: haha wtf? nice

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