Man With Small Penis

By finaldestiny

Alas these long hours you must endure
a hardship unknown by all
Your ego so ample and grand
it's hard comprehend

Your mouth runs like a cheetah
So fast and pompous
the only difference evident to me
a cheetah has a bigger penis

Your cute as a puppy
a gentle stroke can withhold my heart
A puppy so young and playful
still has a larger penis

Your skin as soft as a newborn chinese baby
puts a smile on my face
many years to shed inoccence
still has a larger penis

Sunsets on the beach
as we snuggle together
i still can't help but think
man you got a small penis

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Published on Monday, March 8, 2004. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on "Man With Small Penis"

On Friday, November 16, 2007, SilentStalker (1047) wrote:

...they say honesty is the best policy, so when coworkers start looking around for something to measure six inches, I go to unbutton my pants...hasn't gotten me any yet, but none are shy around me anymore, at all...gotta be some good in there, I'd think... ;)
A former member wrote: It sure must suck.
On Tuesday, March 16, 2004, nightshade (118) wrote:

lol you sure have studied a lot of penisis hehe just kidding what a way to strike a normal man down i liked the rythm and the laugh ~night~
On Saturday, March 13, 2004, Jaded Jezzabelle (328) wrote:

this is just too much...lol...does he really not know that he has a really small penis? he does now....lol
On Monday, March 8, 2004, Spiritus_Frumenti (340) wrote:

hehehe...very nice..-l-
A former member wrote: HA! So f-ing funny. Good write.