I was invited over along with my best friend Ken

To play some pool , do downers , and drink some gin

Susan and Lea were live in lesbians

All of us good friends from way back when

We had a blast getting high and playing pool

I made all the tough shots look so cool

I was hot , made every shot count

As my score ran up high ,

It became too tough to surmount



But by 1 a.m. my head was to spin

I laid down on the couch

Then said goodbye to Ken

Then all turned quiet

Except for the scampering of mice

Then suddenly something else I felt

And it was ever so nice

A stark naked Lea was sliding in

Saying ," Quick , if a hand you could lend."

She stripped off all of my clothes

Until there was nothing but skin on skin

And you know how the rest of it goes


She licked and suck and scratched and pinned

She ravaged me like a beast

I could not satisfy her whims

She made me into toast , jellied my behind

Buttered my navel and blew out my mind



After hours of lust , pure bliss with a friend

We fell asleep until who knows when

Then in the morning , hung over and pained

She said , "My car , can you fix it again."