Where is Batman when you need him?
By xZombie Poptartzx
Attention audience!!
And, welcome to the show.
Before we get this started,
There’s something you should know.
In case you didn’t notice I’m not in this!
What a shame.
But when all this is over,
You’ll know just who to blame.
A sharp sadistic stare,
As I walk up and down these isles.
Now, don’t mistake me for unhappy.
Can’t you see this plastered smile?
Wait.. what’s that?
You’re running for the door.
Ha ha ha ha!
"Janitor!! Clean up, isle four!"
Silly people…
What point is there to run?
Could have killed you in my sleep,
I wore this riot gear for fun.
Wait a minute…
Lady,
Why’d you bring a
BABY?
*bang, bang* Ha ha.
… that’s just bad parenting!
Come on everyone, why so serious?
This could have been worse.
After all, I am the joker.
My ideas get pretty diverse.
Oh no, you caught me…
Better brush up on my aim.
“Oh please officer, lock me up”,
So I can finish my fun-filled game.
Well, I must be going all,
This was really quite a blast.
Next time they make a sequel,
They should probably…
re-think the cast.
Author's Note:
Since it's no longer 'too soon' .Comments on "Where is Batman when you need him?"
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A former member wrote:
So easy to see that you enjoyed writing this! This made me laugh over and over again, so much so that it took me a while to finish the whole thing. Exquisite to say the least.
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On Tuesday, July 30, 2013, Dirtylizard
(26) wrote:
Hahahah THIS! Just this! I love this. Re think the cast hahaha!
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A former member wrote:
Haha this made my day, good write :)
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On Saturday, July 20, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx
(332) wrote:
Thank you ♥
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A former member wrote:
I love the Joker :O haha cool write :)
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On Wednesday, October 31, 2012, Killerdemonchick
(53) wrote:
The best poem I have read by far. Love it! Love the Joker too.
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On Sunday, December 2, 2012, xZombie Poptartzx
(332) wrote:
Thanks :) I had too much fun writing this lol
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A former member wrote:
Hell yes finally a batman poem. Notice, if you will that my photo is Harley Quinn.
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A former member wrote:
Hell yeah... where was Batman when this happened? Great.... awesome write! I love it!
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A former member wrote:
"Wait till they get a load of me......"
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, Devilish
(2633) wrote:
And your authors note just gave me something to fuck myself too;..
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, Devilish
(2633) wrote:
I just feel in the deepest sick and twisted to the fullest extreme of the words love with you that I can't even comment worthy enough. This is exactly why your a favorite. I never EVER fav a new poet unless they make me feel the way you do when I read you . and baby your far from new. I fucking love you . and lmfao that's just bad parenting. my god does it get any better than this here. HELL NO!! DAMN!!!! I will probly read this every fucking day.
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, xZombie Poptartzx
(332) wrote:
Awe ♥ Thanks Dev. I'm glad you liked it. :) Xoxo
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, Nehema
(958) wrote:
Wow Chels - that hit home. Excellent and never be afraid to post about current events. Indeed was the traditional right of the artist to depict current events before political correctness cane along and made everyone feel like shit for being real. Love you girl - XXOO
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, xZombie Poptartzx
(332) wrote:
Thanks :) I've been wanting to write this for a while. finally did heh
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A former member wrote:
Aw finally you posted :)))) good job angel
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, xZombie Poptartzx
(332) wrote:
Thanks babe ♥ You have devy as your pic? *smiles*
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, FadedBlues
(2096) wrote:
...this is brutal in its presentation, a polemic against unthinkable violence. current events make poetry necessary...
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, Devilish
(2633) wrote:
I love you fadedblues.
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, Mona
(31) wrote:
This is witty and creative. You get across your ironic poem without sounding heartless. I didnt think the new batman movie was that good, and so it is a funny poem though super dark.
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On Wednesday, September 12, 2012, Star
(879) wrote:
lol wow poptart, i liked this quite well actually.. this is an good write here (: