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Caught Me With My Pants Down
By Malcholm Dark
Here is an indecent peek at a form of Japanese poetry
Called Senryu.
17 syllables or less and is concerned
with human nature, often
humorous or satiric. Enjoy!
Caught me with my pants
down
Hands 'round the cookie jar
Popping off the top.
Caught me with my pants down
A Hershey stained highway
Looking back at you.
Caught me with my pants down
Indecent exposure
Police and handcuffs.
Caught
me with my pants down
Large haunting white ass
And Casper hanging
down.
Caught me with my pants down
Something has
popped up
Groundhog Day has arrived.
Caught me
with my pants down
Pissing up a storm
Don't eat the yellow
snow.
Caught me with my pants down
Stick away your
nonsense
Where the sun don't shine.
Caught me with
my pants down
A monkey off his leash
Spank-you very much.
Caught me with my pants down
A sight for sore eyes
Looking glass needed please.
Caught me with my pants
down
Please salute the flag pole
Waving in the wind.
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Copyright 2012 Malcholm Dark
Author's Note:
I used all the metaphors I could think of at the time... If I missed any write them down in your comments and I'll add them laterComments on "Caught Me With My Pants Down"
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On Friday, April 6, 2012, DarkDruidess
(313)
wrote:
ummm it looks like you covered them all from my point of view...lol.
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On Thursday, April 5, 2012, dwells
(4177) wrote:
Vintage Malcholm and I believe this pretty much covers the entire spectrum, cheers!
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