ad nauseam--The road-kill-Frisbee ballad

By Malcholm Dark

I was so baked and couldn't see
He ran right out in front of me.
I swear I heard a frightful splat
And I knew, I had crushed him flat.

There's nothing less problematic
When you are lying flat and still.
And nothing more aromatic
Than the putrid stench of road kill.

Thump--Thump--Thump
All day long.

Thump--Thump--Thump
Smells so strong

Thump--Thump--Thump
Sing along.

Come and sing the road kill song.
.
.
.
Just scrape it up and then prepare
Now throw and watch it float through air.
All the people will stop and stare
To see a Frisbee topped with hair.

It could be the dreaded fruit bat
And yes, a deadly ring-tailed cat.
Or maybe just a cowboy hat
So speed it up and run'em flat.

Thump--Thump--Thump
All day long.

Thump--Thump--Thump
Smells so strong.

Thump--Thump--Thump
Sing along.

Come and sing the road kill song.

Musical interlude
Banjo and acoustic guitar
(pickin' and grinnin')
.
.
.
I was high on dope and didn't see
The furry Frisbee that just hit me...

Thump--Thump--Thump
All day long.

Smells so strong--Sing along

Come on, sing the road kill song.

Thump--Thump--Thump!

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Published on Saturday, April 23, 2011. Filed under: "Hillbilly" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

nothing funnier than to sail one of these into a crowd and watch their reactions after they figure out what it is...

Comments on "ad nauseam--The road-kill-Frisbee ballad"

A former member wrote: Wow what a catchy tune...thump thump thump lol:) lovely. I think i wanna check out crowd's reaction too.. Thanks for the idea:)
A former member wrote: lmfao... fuckin perfect.. lol.. damn this is hilarious man.... *sings along pickin and grinnin* ... hair topped frizbee... no fuckin shit! lol... speed it up, man... damn! this is fucking great... hahaa... thanks man, damn. just........ damn. haha!
A former member wrote: Haha, Malcholm! Bloody brilliant, man! I can just smell it now....****sings the road kill song****
On Saturday, April 23, 2011, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

Reminds me of the time I saw a deer get absolutely obliterated, just a cloud of fur left where it was standing. I'm repulsed and fascinated by this all the same, much like a graphic car accident. Perfect tribute to the national pastime of West Virginia haha. Write on my friend.
A former member wrote: Wow.... I almost hate myself for liking this but it's just too funny not to. Great job! Especially liked the "musical interlude".
On Saturday, April 23, 2011, Malcholm Dark (806) wrote:

thanks... I just caught that myself...