Missing Her

By Malcholm Dark

Houston, I have a problem...

A supernova has occurred within my heart
Once the brightest quasar in the galaxy
Now just a blackhole, no light escapes.

The milky way has since dissipated
Leaving an endless field of asteroids
Now my dead space, my lonely space.

You left me on a rocket ship going nowhere
Taking me to the furthest regions of space
Now I reside here with the man in the moon.
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So send my regards to Major Tom
My circuits died, there's nothing on.
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And if that ain't enough, let me tell you what!

I hope your starship crashes
Leaving you marooned forever
Only to be eaten by Venusian blood worms.

I hope your Jedi knight finds you
Jubilant and so full of your self
Only to be cut in half by his light saber.

I hope your galaxy collapses in on you
As fiery comets fall down from the sky
Utterly destroying your stupid pink house.
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But what really saddens me the most is...
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Oh wicked bitch, you took my cat when you left!
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I miss her, so much.

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Published on Tuesday, February 22, 2011. Filed under: "Love" and "Poetry"

Comments on "Missing Her"

A former member wrote: This is really great. It's so original and well written. Overwhelming with pain yet really entertaining.
A former member wrote: lol.... gotta miss that sweetly purring kitteh... haha, nicely done....
On Monday, February 28, 2011, charliebrown (22) wrote:

you need to use the force,enjoyed
A former member wrote: aww poor kitty, what a bitch :-(
On Wednesday, February 23, 2011, alex herewane (149) wrote:

Took your cat! fuck that would ruin my whole weekend. Nice write.
On Tuesday, February 22, 2011, elisa (1595) wrote:

how very specific.
A former member wrote: Dawm i dont have a cat but i would be pist!!! if somebody took my snake what an asshole steel the cat back
On Tuesday, February 22, 2011, lupus tenebrae (860) wrote:

I really liked the space and sci-fi mixture. You want her to be cut in half by a lightsaber and to be eaten by Venusian blood worms? Guess that's good old fashioned space karma for stealing your cat lol. Write on.
A former member wrote: loved the last part the most, it drips with anger and sarcasm, i love it. the references to space really intrigued me, intriguing write.