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Missing Her
By Malcholm Dark
Houston,
I have a problem...
A supernova has occurred within my
heart
Once the brightest quasar in the galaxy
Now just a blackhole,
no light escapes.
The milky way has since dissipated
Leaving an endless field of asteroids
Now my dead space, my
lonely space.
You left me on a rocket ship going nowhere
Taking me to the furthest regions of space
Now I reside here
with the man in the moon.
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.
.
So send my regards
to Major Tom
My circuits died, there's nothing on.
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.
.
And if that ain't enough, let me tell you what!
I hope your starship crashes
Leaving you marooned forever
Only to be eaten by Venusian blood worms.
I hope your
Jedi knight finds you
Jubilant and so full of your self
Only
to be cut in half by his light saber.
I hope your galaxy collapses
in on you
As fiery comets fall down from the sky
Utterly
destroying your stupid pink house.
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.
But what really
saddens me the most is...
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Oh wicked bitch, you took my cat when you left!
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I miss her, so much.
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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Comments on "Missing Her"
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A former member wrote:
This is really great. It's so original and well written. Overwhelming with pain yet really entertaining.
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A former member wrote:
lol.... gotta miss that sweetly purring kitteh... haha, nicely done....
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On Monday, February 28, 2011, charliebrown
(22)
wrote:
you need to use the force,enjoyed
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A former member wrote:
aww poor kitty, what a bitch :-(
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On Wednesday, February 23, 2011, alex herewane
(150) wrote:
Took your cat! fuck that would ruin my whole weekend. Nice write.
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On Tuesday, February 22, 2011, elisa
(1616) wrote:
how very specific.
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A former member wrote:
Dawm i dont have a cat but i would be pist!!! if somebody took my snake what an asshole
steel the cat back
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On Tuesday, February 22, 2011, lupus tenebrae
(872) wrote:
I really liked the space and sci-fi mixture. You want her to be cut in half by a lightsaber and to be eaten by Venusian blood worms? Guess that's good old fashioned space karma for stealing your cat lol. Write on.
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A former member wrote:
loved the last part the most, it drips with anger and sarcasm, i love it. the references to space really intrigued me, intriguing write.
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