I am in trouble, show some pity
For raising hell in Gotham City.

The Joker and I robbed some banks
The Riddler and I pulled some pranks.

I outsmarted the Batman at last
And Robin, I kicked his little ass.

My crime spree has come to an end
I am in trouble here, my friend.

I am handcuffed between two bed posts
Naked I wait, like a pig at a roast.

For crimes committed, I must atone
My friends in crime left me here alone.

Mr. Freeze has skated away
Scarecrow's hiding in a corn field
Joker is locked up in Arkham
And Riddler is an enigma.

She is now behind me with a bullwhip
I'll try not to let my whimpering slip.

Dressed in leather and looking p.h.a.t.
Meow, meow--she is the cat.

I wish I was somewhat tougher
For this cat will make me suffer.
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CRACK!!!
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She's going to hurt me, as she should
She's going to hurt me...
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                                                               good!