Got My Rage ...On

By Malcholm Dark

Got my Glock ...On
A seventeen round clip
And one in the tube.

Got my Mac-10 ...on
Strapped over my shoulder
Quick accessibility.

Got my AK-47 ...on
Two, thirty round clips
Taped together for rapid reloading.

All ammunition is military grade
Full metal jacket.

Got a nasty attitude
Heavy burden upon me
Been in a bad mood for sometime.

Got breakfast this morning
From the drive-through
At Micky Ds.

Got fucked again
How dare they
Not give me my pancakes.

Going to see the manager
Must set things right.

Got my rage ...on
Make them pay--kill them all
Serial rampage!

Man, I love these new video games
Where do they come up with shit like this?

Got my game ...on.


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Copyright 2010 Malcholm Dark
Published on Tuesday, August 10, 2010.     Filed under: "Ironic" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

and they all lived happily ever after
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  • lupus tenebrae On Tuesday, August 10, 2010, lupus tenebrae (860)By person wrote:

    "How dare they not give me my pancakes" all rampages should start like that lol, ah video games making mass genocide 100% legal, I just thought of kicking in Micky D's front door saying, "where are my pancakes bitch?" and popping in a clip, write on my friend. Scholar

  • ubiquitoussoul On Tuesday, August 10, 2010, ubiquitoussoul (343)By person wrote:

    "Got my game ...on."..nice write my friend..I like how you took me through the weapons..All strapped up ready for action..You can bust a cap..It;s all risk free..In the video game world..

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